InsaneBlathers' Presentation Sing-ups 4: WHY ME GOD WHY

[Sir Pentious]

sign-up here

a bit early this year
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Spoiler: does signing up for these mean anything at this point, considering how i never actually include you? no, no it doesn't. but it's funny to do it anyway

me

 

[Freddie Freaker]

I am UNsigning-up. You must actively remove me from all of your presentations.

 

[Waluigi Time]

i'm signing up 4 times, you owe me for the last 3 years i signed up and got nothing

 

[Doctor Welfare]

I'm singing up as long as I don't have to do any thing (as I am too lazy to do stuff like things)

Or if you're being literal I would be open to literally singing up and sharing a singing presentation, that would be good

 

[Paper Mario]

I like bagels

 

[Movie Bowser]

Meep Meep

 

[Pikachu64]

Yeah

 

[Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa]

@Hop Pop Wait LOL what even is this? Are we supposed to do any actual singing? I'm a bit confused actually.

 

[Goombungee]

I'm signing up as long as I don't have to do any singing.

 

[TPG (2)]

im signing up only if singing is required

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

I want to see what happens if I sign up

 

[Doctor Welfare]

Ok fine I will fully sign up, but I hope singing is still required

 

[Sir Pentious]

okay now sing for me

 

[Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa]

Ok I signed up. You said you wanted singing, so here
you go...hope you like it. It might help that I inherited
one of my family ancestors' perfect singing voice, although
you can't hear it here, because it's all text messages. Anyway:

Fever means it's hot, baby, four pops makes a chain
Things just fall together when they're dropping like rain
Fever means it rocks, baby, four pops makes a chain
Things just fall together when their colors are the same

I see y'all standing there, thinkin' how you're gonna pop me
Well step back, 'cause we not gonna stop, see?
To the top before y'all can count three
Real quick, ASAP like Rocky

I'm puzzled
So puzzled
By all the signs!
All the signs!
It seems they really don't give a care
No carеs at all!
I really
You really
Don't got the timе
Got the time
To sit around and play with my hair
It looks nice though!

So just keep popping, just, just keep swapping
Pop 'em til you clear the lines
Just keep popping, just, just keep swapping
Pop 'em til I clear the lines

Fever means it's hot, baby, four pops makes a chain
Things just fall together when they're dropping like rain
Magic from my ancestors taught me how to change
Things just come together when you love who you became

My beans might pop, but we always down for hip-hop
I met a pup who was learnin' how to punch-chop
I'm goin' down on the beat like a hog on slop
Got the ladies goin' crazy for the way I rock

(That was the entire song "Sidechain Fever" from Scratchin'
Melodii). Hope you liked it.

 

[Doctor Welfare]

As it turns out, I have a cold and my voice is no good, so expect me to (maybe) post a recording within a few days

why am I playing along with this

 

[Sir Pentious]

I need you guys to sing YMCA, the hit song by Village People

One line at a time

If you sing to the end of the chorus I might, just might, sign up for an extra presentation this year

 

[Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa]

@Hop Pop I already sang, so I should give someone else a turn.

 

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Young Man, there's no need to feel down.

 

[Lakituthequick]

h

 

[Doctor Welfare]

read it and weep, @Hop Pop, get ready to do an extra presentation

Here is my recording of YMCA by the Village People, and yes it is me singing
And I lose place a bunch of times because I literally only listened to the song ONCE before I started recording

so embarrassingly, HERE IT IS

 

[Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa]

I'll also sing "Smile Smile Smile" from My Little Pony unless it will make everyone here who's not a brony or pegasister cringe. If it will I'll spare you that and sing one of the songs from "Friday Night Funkin" instead. However only here and not with my actual voice. It (my singing voice) sounds terrible.

 

[Sir Pentious]

I'll also sing "Smile Smile Smile" from My Little Pony unless it will make everyone here who's not a brony or pegasister cringe. If it will I'll spare you that and sing one of the songs from "Friday Night Funkin" instead. However only here and not with my actual voice. It (my singing voice) sounds terrible.

If you sing that I will metaphorically slit your throat

 

[Hooded Pitohui]

Hey, try to be mindful of how harsh-sounding this kind of joking around gets.

Anyway, I already sang for M1 one year, so obviously I bypass the sign-up requirements-

 

[Sir Pentious]

I said metaphorically pito therefore it's not true

But as you wish