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The Thing: Chocolate covered sprinkles
WHO WANT'S TO LEARN MY 5 STEP FITNESS PROGRAM!
 
What flavor of doughnuts do you like?
Brawl Mario (with a cold): Cardboard chocolate because those restore 6% of my health and are my only options of recovery. A wise old sage says: You must recover!

The Thing: Chocolate covered sprinkles
WHO WANT'S TO LEARN MY 5 STEP FITNESS PROGRAM!
Brawl Mario (still with a cold): If it lets me KO opponents under 200% for once then sign-a me in.

Favorite cardboard to eat?
 
Goombuigi: I don't eat cardboard, I didn't know that's a thing.

If you could go to the past, which time would you go to?
 
Goombuigi: I don't eat cardboard, I didn't know that's a thing.

If you could go to the past, which time would you go to?

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If I can go in the past, I'd probably go to a time period totally pristine of artificial life. I would love to see how the forests were, how landscapes used to look like before civilization, and how black the night skies are.

Uh...do you like, coffee?
 
Brawl Mario (trips): I prefer-a brown tea, also made of cardboard. It restores 2% of my rapidly ascending health (health going up is a bad thing in Smash Bros. terms).

Do you know how it feels like to be in F tier?
 
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Yes. It's called "being on probation".

Why do you guys like Mario Kart? I will never understand its popularity.
 
Goombuigi: I think it's a good series that is fun and has a lot of replayability. I would say it's poularity is deserved.

Which special ability would you like to have?
 
Goombuigi: I think it's a good series that is fun and has a lot of replayability. I would say it's poularity is deserved.

Which special ability would you like to have?
Me: I sometimes fantasize about being a super hero with the abilities of every Smash Bros. fighter. Don't ask me why.

Uh, hmm... ever read... … the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe?
 
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I don't believe I have, no. However, I have heard about CS Lewis and his works at the very least. It's not very huge in the kingdom though.

Do you like birds?
 
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I don't believe I have, no. However, I have heard about CS Lewis and his works at the very least. It's not very huge in the kingdom though.

Do you like birds?
Me: I do happen to own two Parakeets. So, sure, yes, absolutely.
I... gotta be honest, when I first saw that spinning picture of you in Ray Trace's sig, I thought it was Woodstock from Peanuts. Ever read that?
 
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How can you mistake me for Woodstock? Is it my yellow parts or what? And yes, I've heard about Peanuts but I haven't read it. I don't really read comics.

How much can you handle spicy foods?
 
Brawl Mario (bored): They set my mouth in fire. In other words, just-a fine.

What's your dream job?
 
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I'm a cop. Already there.

What time do you go to sleep every night?
 
Brawl Mario: I don't because I'm too busy being chain thrown by Ice Climbers. Peach's Final Smash puts me to sleep deeper than the state of-a death though.

Could you beat Meta Knight?
 
Brawl Mario: I don't because I'm too busy being chain thrown by Ice Climbers. Peach's Final Smash puts me to sleep deeper than the state of-a death though.

Could you beat Meta Knight?
Me: Against someone playing as him, sure. IRL? Nooooooo, no no no.

Did that cannonball hurt? Also, did it seem a little random to anyone else? I don't think Petey would have spit it at you...
 
Goombuigi: A cannonball? That must mean that Bowser is attacking!

Which Koopaling is your favorite?
 
Me: Ludwig or Iggy.

How bout you?
 
Goombuigi: Mine is definitely Ludwig. He's the oldest, smartest (maybe with the exception of Iggy), and he's usually the last Koopaling to defeat.

Should Goomba be in Smash?
 
Me: Captain Goomba, absolutely. I love Minion Quest.
Ever played Minion Quest or Junior's Journey?
 
Goombuigi: Admittedly, no. I haven't gotten around to getting any of the remakes, I'm still stuck on Superstar Saga (the original). I like the idea of playing as Bowser's minions, as they provide another side to the story.

What's your favorite variant of Hammer Bro? (fire, boomerang etc.)
 
Me: Boomerang, no contest!
What's your favorite Koopa variant? (Koopa, red, para, green para, Dry Bones, etc.)
 
Goombuigi: I'll keep it simple and say Red Koopa Troopas.

Which Mario DLC is your favorite?
 
Me: Meaning...?
 
Me: Well, I like Smash DLC. I seriously thought the LM3 DLC would be paid for, though... that was sad...
On that note, ever played any of the Luigi's Mansion games?
 
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