If you know anyone that can do really good Mario impressions (of good audio quality) or I can listen to clips of good Mario impressions, let me know. It doesn't have to be perfect, just close enough. I need them for, uh, annoying Smash Bros. clips...
The dialogue for a catastrophically epic match between the god of land and the god of sea would go something like this
WATER you waiting for!?
You're going to have to DRY harder!
Not before I RAIN on your parade!
I'm going to LAND on you if you don't shut up!
HA! Looks like you didn't SEA that coming.
You have no GROUNDS to say that!
Good thing I was there! I took a photo.
And the dragon will stop them WEATHER they like it or not!
Every single piece of software we need to use feels like it's gated behind some goddamn subscription.
Autodesk Maya? Could get a license for $6,000 before. Hefty? Sure. But this is nothing compared to the $1,700/year subscription they currently impose! WTF!? I rather lay tons of money for a software I know I'm going to keep, not do perpetual payments that are easy to lose track of.
These subscriptions are a freaking infestation on society. Mario Kart Tour is currently mired in TWO separate subscriptions, as if that game is even worth playing for free to begin with (it's not).
I bet the most paranoid parents think this forum is a community of not likeminded Mario fans that are young adults and teens, but weird, shady 46 year olds that draw stupid pictures about each other every August and laugh among themselves.
Crash and Rayman fans that want their characters playable in Smash can now find common ground in seeing how equally loathsome their "frat boy" publishers are AND their devs teams (Toys for Bob, Michel Ancel gone) are pretty fractured now.