Super Mario Maker 2

[Moldomré]

Do I hear the thundering footsteps of LGM as she starts to respond to that?

 

[Koops]

Damn, try not to break the door down, I live in this house too!

 

[Xiahou Dun]

great! Who tf cares about Mario anyway?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

playing as mario is like going to a specialized ice cream parlor with all of these exotic flavors and just ordering vanilla

 

[Xiahou Dun]

playing as baby luigi is like going to a specialized ice cream parlor with all of these exotic variants of vanilla and finding that your favorite flavor has been kidnapped

 

[Xiahou Ba]

you can't kidnap a flavor idiot

 

[Xiahou Dun]

you normally can't but your favorite flavor is an exception

 

[Xiahou Ba]

your scenario isn't even realistic to begin with

 

[Xiahou Dun]

more realistic than wanting Baby Luigi in Super Mario Maker 2.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

no, it's not, considering that i'll mod him in once i get the opportunity

Mario's face is sometimes insufferable. There's something in his frowning expression that ticks me off, especially when he wins against you in a tennis match, or when he outruns you in Mario Kart. When he looks at me like that with his cute chubby punchable face, and screams that high-pitched voice too, I always think of a fat kid who laughs in your face and runs away after slapping you behind the neck or something. He just does not care about what he did and will probably do it again, because he can and he is in power. Anyway, back to Mario: he's even worse in online when I could inadvertently visualise a 7 year old with uninspired character choices behind that moustache.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

if you think it's so bad to be mario, just imagine how people must've felt seeing infested babies everywhere and you're part of the problem

 

[Xiahou Ba]

can't be any worse since mario is the epitomy of uninspired character choices and his ubiquitousness

it's like how jim sterling complained about seeing a multitude of sonics in team sonic racing

 

[Xiahou Dun]

choosing a baby reeks of "uninspired" character choices lol, what's so inspired about picking a baby variant of an existing character

comparing mario to sonic is also pretty offensive to mario

 

[Xiahou Ba]

he's not the first character on the character select screen, nor is he the face of the box. when people want to play as him, they actually want to play as him, unlike, say, the overly vanilla fat mascot character that everyone knows his name and for being an exceedingly safe choice.

you also might want to save that hot breath for characters like tanooki mario and metal mario

comparing mario to sonic is also pretty offensive to mario

yeah i can still smell the odor between two bland mascots having a pissing contest

 

[Blue]

Also if you have seen the nintendo minute, they actullay build




Countdown time


10 Days Left (after Today)

 

[Moldomré]

After E3, I keep thinking about the main titles from then, I forgot about SMM2! Need to preorder this soon.

 

[Blue]

After E3, I keep thinking about the main titles from then, I forgot about SMM2! Need to preorder this soon.

Already done, preorder the Bundle, It’s worth it.

 

[Hot Chocolate]

great! Who tf cares about Mario anyway?

Surprised she didn't do "Mario Kicks Down a Door"

 

[Koops]

With LGM, anything with an angry Mario in it means one thing: Shit got real, and she's added you on the list.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I of course retaliate against her.

 

[Blue]

great! Who tf cares about Mario anyway?

Surprised she didn't do "Mario Kicks Down a Door"

I am not gonna even c mment

 

[Xiahou Dun]

With LGM, anything with an angry Mario in it means one thing: Shit got real, and she's added you on the list.

too late

 

[Xiahou Ba]

 

[Koops]

With LGM, anything with an angry Mario in it means one thing: Shit got real, and she's added you on the list.

too late

HEY THATS MY DOOR YOURE KNOCKING DOWN YOU WANNA GET RID OF TG IDK JUST SNIPE HIM AS SOON AS HE GETS OUTTA THE HOUSE

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Have him pay for the door. He's gonna get boom-boomed either way.