Mario Kart Tour

[Xiahou Dun]

God forbid they bring back Toadsworth and it's in this game of all things

 

[Fanny]

That's not the real Funky Kong, he's not using the Bowser Bike.

 

[Mister Wu]

Well, he's around 1/22 of his original self:

MKWii WR History

Mario Kart Wii World Records

mkwrs.com

 

[Glowsquid]

God why does Mario Kart Tour have to be so shitty and a game I refuse to support, I could be playing as Funky and Dixie right now

Am I the only one who think it's ridiculously funny they just had to shoehorn Noshi in that thumbnail?

(Can we get a Diamond City tour next? :0)

 

[Dorayaki]

(Can we get a Diamond City tour next? :0)

According to the history (MK Arcade, Super Sluggers}, a Wario-themed event and course might not ensure any big new entry, so I don't give high hope.

Well, I can endure Wario-Man costume which is just a little salt to the current situation. It'd be a really huge revolution for NIntendo to add Syrup/Mona/Ashley together.

 

[Mcmadness]

funky kart returns......probably not

 

[TinTinfinite]

I'm afraid that Mario Kart Tour will be the "Mario Kart Ultimate".

Now that all of the MKW roster (besides Miis) are now in MK Tour, thanks to the return of Funky. I bet that Honey Queen (evidenced from her emblem in a badge) and Wiggler will return to complete the MK7 roster, as well as Paratroopa and Petey to complete the Double Dash roster.

And surprise us with ROB, to complete the MKDS gang.

 

[Mister Wu]

Am I the only one who think it's ridiculously funny they just had to shoehorn Noshi in that thumbnail?

(Can we get a Diamond City tour next? :0)

Shoehorn

Y'all shouting 'n' crappin' on the game because of the two in the foreground, but you know who is the real star

Spoiler: A bit of history

Apart from being a thing of beauty, this badge is the second artwork of Noshi we ever got, the first one was in the logo of the original Dino Dino Jungle, like 17 years ago:

Well, if anything, Noshi was luckier than another species introduced in Mario Kart that only had a black and white drawing 3 years after their introduction:

 

[winstein]

I didn't realise that Funky Kong always shows his teeth, unlike Donkey Kong who only shows his teeth at certain times (although I love his expressions with teeth shown).

Thank you for reading.

 

[Pokerninja2]

Fucks me up how they waited until this crappy mobile game to add Dixie Kong.

How much you wanna bet she won't make it to Mario Kart 9?