Need a good intro sentence for your game-related video essay? Just say "[game] is one of my fffavourrrite games of aaaall time. In fact, I'd go as far as to say it's my favourite, period!", with emphasis in your speech.
Koopa con Carne
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HOW DO I LOOK LIKE YELLOW MAN.
"Carol of the Bells", barring the lyrics, honestly sounds to me like something you'd chant with your comrades as you ride into battle, not something you'd sing on Christmas.
If anyone here feels their Christmas tree has little appeal to them as a Mario fan, I might interest you in this list of Play Nintendo printable crafts I ported over to the wiki. It has quite a lot of Mario holiday stuff you could use.
Technically, it should still be Christmas in the Americas right now, so you might wanna get printing if you wish to make some last minute decorative adjustments. :P
I drank pumpkin spice latte once in 2017 and I'm not embarrassed to affirm it's since been a personal favourite.
Why the fuck is it only sold seasonally, though--and, more importantly, why do sellers NEVER seem to meet demand for it?! The reason I haven't had it since is because coffee bars are always fresh out of pumpkin spice whenever I go grab it. And I'm too lazy to prepare one myself but whatever. Talk about bad luck. It wasn't even that good, actually. Grumble, grumble...
I’m currently pissed as hell. Why, you ask?
Dusted off New Super Mario Bros. 2 and played on my old 5-shiny-stars save file. Out of boredom, I decided to use a certain trick that would increase my score quickly, which ended with me dying five times consecutively in a level. The White Super Leaf consequently appeared—now, I was mindful of the fact that it removes the shine in your save file stars, but this stupid IGN guide assured me that would only take effect if you pick up the leaf, which I didn’t.
Save game, quit game.
Suddenly, the shine on my old save file is gone… And I DID NOT pick up the leaf.
Oh, what a reprehensible world…
I remember a teacher in elementary school bringing up how Coca Cola is actually green before it’s given the characteristic brown dye (which is a myth, by the way). Everyone in my classroom went “EEEWWW”, which I found baffling because I woulda drunk that shit in a heartbeat—and I still would.
I feel an inner jolt whenever I see a news headline involving Sir David Attenborough. I can’t control it.
Video game essayists/critics and food analogies apparently go hand in hand like dry wine and blue cheese.
“[GAME] is like a medium rare steak with rosemary, MEANWHILE [SEQUEL] is like a burger patty.”
Sometimes, it feels as though every word in the English vocabulary, on its own, has been used at least once as a title for a movie, book, or band.
This is best illustrated when you search up an arbitrary word, and the first subject that's bound to be highlighted by Google's algorithm is a piece of media that has ascribed itself that word.
O, First World, let thou squalid well of problems dry not.
So, going off a handful of comments on Bob Hoskins' talk page, it seems the wiki hosted some, uh, kid-unfriendly ads in its early days, huh?
Xenforo should enable us to react to others' reactions.
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I have boundless admiration for cockroaches for being among the oldest extant insects. It's why I scream like a little girl whenever I see one.
why does the word “splice” sound like the opposite of what it means?
"The Wii u was ultimately a good move. Nintendo plans for flops in their business model, it's why they hoard money. So they can experiment and be creative without fear of going bankrupt or denting their profits in a significant way."
- actual comment i saw somewhere.
Seared pork with garlic sauce, a side of polenta/mamaliga, and a cold Grolsch should be experienced by as many people as possible.
The forums are great as they are right now, don't get me wrong--but maaan, I wish there were a little bit more ColonelKR and MattMVS7-esque hijinks. I unfortunately wasn't around for those.
What’s your thoughts on the original Angry Birds coming back?
“Pluck my life.”
I love your theme change!
I would like to disagree that Red is useless. (At least in Angry Birds 2.) He's my favorite personally.
Premise 1: Pirates of the Carribean content will be in Sea of Thieves.
Premise 2: Sea of Thieves is part of the Rare Ltd universe.
Conclusion: Pirates of the Carribean officially happens in the same universe as Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest. -
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