"World 4-1 has to be my favourite level of Super Mario Bros."
"Yeah, I Lakitu."
"Yeah, I Lakitu."
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Bowsuh... Leave the princess alone, Bowsuh... I'm not rescuing her right now, Bowsuh.
Nintendo published an article with an AI-generated banner. Doesn't seem to be directly related to any of the games they are promoting, just something they came up with quickly. I can understand why: when you're worth billions of dollars, your money overflows past some point and what cash you're left with is too little to pay an artist to do your art.
so a thread on twitter apparently dedicated to making fun of a person who said that murder is wrong, in the context of some current drama, got thrown my way for fuck-knows whatever reason. my morbid curiosity got me to sift through the replies and i came by this:
can please someone smarter and more social media literate tell me if this meme is satire or not? with the amount of horrible takes i've seen from twitterites and how facetious everyone in that particular thread is acting, it's really hard to tell for me.
Cartoon Network theme collab @Ami
Donkey Kong. Castlevania. Wario Land. Earthworm Jim.
Why the hell am I so attracted to dead franchises.
Good thing Metroid Dread came out last year or Metroid would've been up there too.
With TVTropes excising their coverage on wiki sites, I'm reminded that I honest to god want to see a take on Super Mario Wiki from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
nintendo should send a c&d to anyone who posts links to their social media posts or youtube videos
I want a Mario Party minigame where you have to imitate a belly-dancer's movements, Simon Says style, using motion controls.
Question for native English speakers: how do you express, as colloquially as possible, that a drink doesn't quench your thirst? In Romanian, it would be (word for word transl., sort of) "it doesn't hold your thirst"; I'm wondering if something similar exists in English.
I was once asked by people who don't speak my native language why I prefer bottled water over tap water; when I candidly replied, in English, that tap water "doesn't satisfy me" (simply because I wasn't aware of a less snobbish way to put it), they looked weird at me. I'd, uh, like to avoid situations like that in the future.
one thing i liked about the wii was that you could go to the wii menu from the wii menu and it would completely reload itself in the process.
i beat sonic 2 on fucking mobile
Do you want a PINGAS? Or a Pipe Bomb? Or do you want a trollface? Maybe a rickroll?
This list of tragic events on Wikipedia has an expansion tag! Get it??? 'Cause it's like it invites you to *expand* the list by actually committing more of what the page covers!!! Hahahahaahahaha follow r/darnkmeme for more funny reddit mems!
Need a good intro sentence for your game-related video essay? Just say "[game] is one of my fffavourrrite games of aaaall time. In fact, I'd go as far as to say it's my favourite, period!", with emphasis in your speech.
HOW DO I LOOK LIKE YELLOW MAN.
"Carol of the Bells", barring the lyrics, honestly sounds to me like something you'd chant with your comrades as you ride into battle, not something you'd sing on Christmas.
If anyone here feels their Christmas tree has little appeal to them as a Mario fan, I might interest you in this list of Play Nintendo printable crafts I ported over to the wiki. It has quite a lot of Mario holiday stuff you could use.
Technically, it should still be Christmas in the Americas right now, so you might wanna get printing if you wish to make some last minute decorative adjustments. :P
I drank pumpkin spice latte once in 2017 and I'm not embarrassed to affirm it's since been a personal favourite.
Why the fuck is it only sold seasonally, though--and, more importantly, why do sellers NEVER seem to meet demand for it?! The reason I haven't had it since is because coffee bars are always fresh out of pumpkin spice whenever I go grab it. And I'm too lazy to prepare one myself but whatever. Talk about bad luck. It wasn't even that good, actually. Grumble, grumble...
I’m currently pissed as hell. Why, you ask?
Dusted off New Super Mario Bros. 2 and played on my old 5-shiny-stars save file. Out of boredom, I decided to use a certain trick that would increase my score quickly, which ended with me dying five times consecutively in a level. The White Super Leaf consequently appeared—now, I was mindful of the fact that it removes the shine in your save file stars, but this stupid IGN guide assured me that would only take effect if you pick up the leaf, which I didn’t.
Save game, quit game.
Suddenly, the shine on my old save file is gone… And I DID NOT pick up the leaf.
Oh, what a reprehensible world…
I remember a teacher in elementary school bringing up how Coca Cola is actually green before it’s given the characteristic brown dye (which is a myth, by the way). Everyone in my classroom went “EEEWWW”, which I found baffling because I woulda drunk that shit in a heartbeat—and I still would.
I feel an inner jolt whenever I see a news headline involving Sir David Attenborough. I can’t control it.
Video game essayists/critics and food analogies apparently go hand in hand like dry wine and blue cheese.
“[GAME] is like a medium rare steak with rosemary, MEANWHILE [SEQUEL] is like a burger patty.” -
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