BabyRosalinaFan2014

I like Family Guy.

In saying this, I've become instantly vulnerable in every argument I'll ever have on this site.

No matter how much I pray and cry every night, Nintendo won’t fucking let me play Wario World on their newer hardware.

I want to see Wario and Bear Hugger wrestle.

In melted chocolate.

My short attention span and social awkwardness make me fucking despise teamwork and so far all assignments in this school year have hinged on it. I'm losing credits and sanity.

Despite not being able to change my username for a month, I'm reverting to my previous profile pic because I love the dissonance between the current twee username and the sullen mood of my oc.

I'll put the Baby Rosalina drawing in my drawings thread for posterity.

baby rosalina x baby waluigi!!!!!!

you realize you have to keep that name for a month right

THIS IS 7 MONTHS OLD WHY AM I ONLY NOW SEEING IT

hope y'all like this sketch I made of my all time fav Mario character


Baby Fucking Rosalina (and Luma)

anybody who’s browsed art on twitter is probably accustomed to seeing proficient artists fishing for compliments in the most backhanded methods possible.

*industry-level concept artist puts out a work of obvious masterclass*

“ooh i still have sooo much to learn ”

shut the fuck up... please shut the fuck up.

unpopular opinion: there's nothing wrong with "necroing" threads.

There's an option to embed Liveleak videos and I'm here thinking like, what the hell would one be allowed to post here from that website? Cartel decapitations of Mario plushies?

why does the Mario Wikia, like, exist

So, Skyward Sword, notorious for its low sales compared to other Zelda titles (on a successful system nonetheless), has its HD version currently listed in Amazon's best seller chart.

I wonder if this tells Nintendo, "Look, everything you guys put on the Switch sells well, full price be damned, even if it did weakly in the past. Time for F-Zero and Chibi Robo?"

Listen, Link

As I walk through the valley of the Faces of Evil
I take a look at my shop and realize "this is illegal"
'Cos I've been selling rope and bombs so long that
Even Impa thinks that my mind is gone

(Good)

I'm an educated clerk with rubies on my mind
Got my gem in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out Morshu set trippin' trader
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger

(Sus)

Debt ain't nothin' but a bad deal away
I'm living life sell or die, what can I say?
I'm twenty-six now but will I live to sell another year?
The way things is going I don't know

Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That the bombs we buy
Hurt you and me

(Huh?)

My Boy!
Been living most our lives spending in the Morshu's Paradise.
Been living most our lives spending in the Morshu's Paradise.
Been living most our lives spending in the Morshu's Paradise.
Been living most our lives spending in the Morshu's Paradise.

*MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM*
*MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM*
*MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmm MMMmmmmmMMM*
*MMMMmmmmmmmm MMMMmmmmmmmm* x2

Thank you God for indirectly giving us Tetris.

The reason I hate Waluigi is that I'm secretly jealous of his raw masculinity. Of all people, God decided to make that pathetic loser the most handsome.

Reading my past user page conversations on Mario Wiki (2012-2015) makes me super depressed. It's even more depressing knowing that I still maintain some quirks from the personality I displayed in those years.

Happy new year from Europe!!!

I had a dream that the universe of Home Alone was connected with the universe of Cyberpunk 2077, and it went like this: seven years after the events of Home Alone 2, one of the Wet Bandits got out of jail and retaliated on a 17-year old Kevin McCallister by shooting him in the balls. This caused profound psychological distress for the young man, and he decided that society does not deserve peace, so he used his scheming talents to overthrow the government and establish a dystopia which ultimately granted him revenge.

Mind you, I have next to no idea what happens in Cyberpunk 2077, so the dream was based on pure assumption. I do know that the main character is basically Keanu Reeves, who appeared in my dream as Kevin's adopted ancestor and specialized in setting violent traps for those who opposed the regime.

MarioWiki:FAQ was apparently written by a 13 year-old! This wiki is a good runway for child prodigies.

What's you guys' favorite energy drink? Mine is balsamic vinegar.

Does it ever bother anyone that Bogdan Wolynetz from Breaking Bad is portrayed as Romanian despite the name "Wolynetz" following a more West Slavic writing convention (with the letters "w" and "y" having extremely limited use in the Romanian vocabulary, such as in borrowed words)?

Wait, I think that's just me lol.

Una tortuga no puede comer carne.

I want Waluigi to be tied upright in a suspended bondage and shoulder bashed by Wario until his spine breaks.