Koopa con Carne

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  Koopa con Carne

• Sep 29, 2021

Video game essayists/critics and food analogies apparently go hand in hand like dry wine and blue cheese.

“[GAME] is like a medium rare steak with rosemary, MEANWHILE [SEQUEL] is like a burger patty.”

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  Koopa con Carne

• Sep 19, 2021

Sometimes, it feels as though every word in the English vocabulary, on its own, has been used at least once as a title for a movie, book, or band.

This is best illustrated when you search up an arbitrary word, and the first subject that's bound to be highlighted by Google's algorithm is a piece of media that has ascribed itself that word.

O, First World, let thou squalid well of problems dry not.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Sep 17, 2021

So, going off a handful of comments on Bob Hoskins' talk page, it seems the wiki hosted some, uh, kid-unfriendly ads in its early days, huh?

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  Koopa con Carne

• Sep 14, 2021

Xenforo should enable us to react to others' reactions.

Example:
[USER1] "Wario stinks!"
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  Koopa con Carne

• Jul 30, 2021

I have boundless admiration for cockroaches for being among the oldest extant insects. It's why I scream like a little girl whenever I see one.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Jul 20, 2021

why does the word “splice” sound like the opposite of what it means?

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  Koopa con Carne

• Jul 13, 2021

"The Wii u was ultimately a good move. Nintendo plans for flops in their business model, it's why they hoard money. So they can experiment and be creative without fear of going bankrupt or denting their profits in a significant way."

- actual comment i saw somewhere.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Jul 11, 2021

Seared pork with garlic sauce, a side of polenta/mamaliga, and a cold Grolsch should be experienced by as many people as possible.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Jul 8, 2021

The forums are great as they are right now, don't get me wrong--but maaan, I wish there were a little bit more ColonelKR and MattMVS7-esque hijinks. I unfortunately wasn't around for those.

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  Van Wile

• Jul 5, 2021

What’s your thoughts on the original Angry Birds coming back?

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  Van Wile

• Jun 28, 2021

“Pluck my life.”

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  Alley-Kat-Abra

• Jun 20, 2021

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  Van Wile

• Jun 18, 2021

I love your theme change!

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  Morpho Knight

• Jun 16, 2021

I would like to disagree that Red is useless. (At least in Angry Birds 2.) He's my favorite personally.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Jun 15, 2021

Premise 1: Pirates of the Carribean content will be in Sea of Thieves.

Premise 2: Sea of Thieves is part of the Rare Ltd universe.

Conclusion: Pirates of the Carribean officially happens in the same universe as Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Jun 6, 2021

Donkey Kong socks!

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  Pablo

• May 24, 2021

Don Zunana should be in the rumored new DK game if it's real.

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  Koopa con Carne

• May 12, 2021

wip.

Should I make him more of a carp/koi or is it ok to have him as an eel-leviathan sort of thing?

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  Koopa con Carne

• Apr 15, 2021

I like Family Guy.

In saying this, I've become instantly vulnerable in every argument I'll ever have on this site.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Apr 12, 2021

No matter how much I pray and cry every night, Nintendo won’t fucking let me play Wario World on their newer hardware.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Apr 10, 2021

I want to see Wario and Bear Hugger wrestle.

In melted chocolate.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Apr 6, 2021

My short attention span and social awkwardness make me fucking despise teamwork and so far all assignments in this school year have hinged on it. I'm losing credits and sanity.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Apr 1, 2021

Despite not being able to change my username for a month, I'm reverting to my previous profile pic because I love the dissonance between the current twee username and the sullen mood of my oc.

I'll put the Baby Rosalina drawing in my drawings thread for posterity.

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  Koopa con Carne

• Apr 1, 2021

baby rosalina x baby waluigi!!!!!!

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  Dr. Waluigi Frankentime

• Mar 31, 2021

you realize you have to keep that name for a month right