post any random Mario thought on your mind

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Hotel Mario needs to be remastered.

The cutscenes do. The game itself? Nah. No one wants to spend hours on end closing doors.

 

[Fanny]

Excuse me sir, but closing doors for hours on end is my dream job thank you very much.

 

[Moldomré]

No one wants to spend hours on end closing doors.

What do you think I do every day? School?! Nah, I slam doors. It's satisfying. (and bank-breaking, I keep having to pay for damages :/)

 

[Koops]

If you leave your door open someone could break in.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

the cutscenes won't have the same magic if they were remastered though

 

[Jigglypurin]

the cutscenes won't have the same magic if they were remastered though

Agreed.

 

[Pink Cat]

You know, I wonder if Hotel Mario had original characters that appeared in the cutscenes, would they get an ironic following? Probably, but you do know there are characters so bad that nobody speaks of them.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

but you do know there are characters so bad that nobody speaks of them.

Yeah, no one dares call that ice fairy boss from Superstar Saga the worst Mario character ever because she's so awful that even calling her that would be a medal of honor.

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

but you do know there are characters so bad that nobody speaks of them.

Yeah, no one dares call that ice fairy boss from Superstar Saga the worst Mario character ever because she's so awful that even calling her that would be a medal of honor.

JoJora isn't that bad, she's literally a JoJo

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

-it's a pain to attack her
-you permanently miss a certain badge if you don't
-she has four equally annoying and stupid friends who are all identical in every way
-the fight comes out of nowhere, without warning
-that's not even mentioning how annoying her taunting is as you traverse Joke's End
-worst of all, she's not even fun to hate

Really, name one Mario character who's worse than that.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I'm pretty sure she's the one who plays this constantly-mocking wretched song through the speakers embedded in the walls that ends up wanting you to peel out your eardrums, fiber by fiber in the first 5 minutes listening to it.