post any random Mario thought on your mind

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Hotel Mario needs to be remastered.

The cutscenes do. The game itself? Nah. No one wants to spend hours on end closing doors.

 

[Freddie Freaker]

Excuse me sir, but closing doors for hours on end is my dream job thank you very much.

 

[Moldomré]

No one wants to spend hours on end closing doors.

What do you think I do every day? School?! Nah, I slam doors. It's satisfying. (and bank-breaking, I keep having to pay for damages :/)

 

[Koops]

If you leave your door open someone could break in.

 

[Ray Trace]

the cutscenes won't have the same magic if they were remastered though

 

[Jigglypurin]

the cutscenes won't have the same magic if they were remastered though

Agreed.

 

[Pink Cat]

You know, I wonder if Hotel Mario had original characters that appeared in the cutscenes, would they get an ironic following? Probably, but you do know there are characters so bad that nobody speaks of them.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

but you do know there are characters so bad that nobody speaks of them.

Yeah, no one dares call that ice fairy boss from Superstar Saga the worst Mario character ever because she's so awful that even calling her that would be a medal of honor.

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

but you do know there are characters so bad that nobody speaks of them.

Yeah, no one dares call that ice fairy boss from Superstar Saga the worst Mario character ever because she's so awful that even calling her that would be a medal of honor.

JoJora isn't that bad, she's literally a JoJo

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

-it's a pain to attack her
-you permanently miss a certain badge if you don't
-she has four equally annoying and stupid friends who are all identical in every way
-the fight comes out of nowhere, without warning
-that's not even mentioning how annoying her taunting is as you traverse Joke's End
-worst of all, she's not even fun to hate

Really, name one Mario character who's worse than that.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I'm pretty sure she's the one who plays this constantly-mocking wretched song through the speakers embedded in the walls that ends up wanting you to peel out your eardrums, fiber by fiber in the first 5 minutes listening to it.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

I'm pretty sure she's the one who plays this constantly-mocking wretched song through the speakers embedded in the walls that ends up wanting you to peel out your eardrums, fiber by fiber in the first 5 minutes listening to it.

Indeed. Even if Jojora didn't exist, that mocking music and just the drag of that area gives me enough justification to call it the worst area in Superstar Saga by far. Jojora makes me hate it ten times more.

 

[winstein]

Hotel Mario needs to be remastered.

The cutscenes do. The game itself? Nah. No one wants to spend hours on end closing doors.

There is a fan collaboration called "Hotel Mario Reanimated", and if it goes according to plan, the full efforts of fans will be released this month. If you don't know what a fan-collab reanimated project entails, basically an animator takes a small scene and animate it with their own reimagining. Therefore, many people take each scene and do their part in making a non-sequitur animated reel, even though the sound is still the same.

Here's an example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg3aHU2-2kM

Thank you for reading.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Also, I felt like posting some fail awards from last year:

Hotel Mario needs to be remastered.

The cutscenes do. The game itself? Nah. No one wants to spend hours on end closing doors.

There is a fan collaboration called "Hotel Mario Reanimated", and if it goes according to plan, the full efforts of fans will be released this month. If you don't know what a fan-collab reanimated project entails, basically an animator takes a small scene and animate it with their own reimagining. Therefore, many people take each scene and do their part in making a non-sequitur animated reel, even though the sound is still the same.

Here's an example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg3aHU2-2kM

Thank you for reading.

Reanimations are cool. Looking forward to this!

 

[ThatGuy62]

Listen to the first minute or two of this.

 

[Mcmadness]

In the land where copyright is non-existent.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Very progressive.

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

Interesting

 

[Wario's ass]

Reznors are criminally underrated and I want to see them more often.

And in their badass original SMW design. I love that grin they had before.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

After seeing Reznors show their sorry faces in New Super Mario Bros. 2, I think I had enough of Super Mario World nostalgia pandering for a very, very long time.

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

I think that Reznors could contribute a lot to a game, I'd rather see them back than a new character that Nintendo decides to ignore...

 

[Mcmadness]

Very progressive.

If you can call a place where workers get paid next to nothing and nobody can do anything about it because if you try to complain there are about several thousand other people perfectly willing to take your job progressive then yes.

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

Very progressive.

If you can call a place where workers get paid next to nothing and nobody can do anything about it because if you try to complain there are about several thousand other people perfectly willing to take your job progressive then yes.

I think that's the joke

 

[Wario's ass]

After seeing Reznors show their sorry faces in New Super Mario Bros. 2, I think I had enough of Super Mario World nostalgia pandering for a very, very long time.

But we still need eeries back !

 

[Blue]

WWWWWWWAAAAARRRRIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Make this lad a show

He’s wario wario wario and he is such awso—-
sorry let me sing
[Intro]
He-he-here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!

[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!