Bowser has the eyes of Blossom, the Powerpuff girl. He looks embarrassed for being in the photo. Those big gentle eyes, the hand covering the cheek, you don't get anything else than a squeaky "oopsie".
You can see the manufacturers perfectly captured the notion of Yoshi's slowly deflating nose. You can even hear the noise. Pfffffffft. And Mario's perfectly placed too, like he's baffled that Yoshi's nose is inflatable the entire time. Luigi's also wondering where that noise is coming from and why are they standing on an NES cartridge?
We've seen Toad the friendly decompressed blobfish before but not at an angle where it looks like he has a layer of strawberry cake for a hat.
And last, but not least, Peach, who believes the every floor she stands on it is super dirty, so she's preventing her dress from being just like the floor.
Oh also I have an abomination to provide too, don't worry about that
Though I had a dream last night where they looked even weirder, more like
(poor attempt at recreation, think my mind based it off the Titan Arum)
Also, now I can say from experience that a dream where you're in a Mario Kart tournament against (among others) LGM and BLOF, it's probably not going to be a good dream. If you wanted to win, anyway.
Actually, the babies did try for the other sports not mentioned, they actually used original renders since not enough stock artwork exists for the rest of the sports, giving a much better result, even if the model itself is lower quality.
And then you got the in-game "normal" cards which look miles better since they used in-game images for them and they fit a lot better than stock artwork mashed together.
The "rare" cards are just reused amiibo cards artwork but the super-rare are at least nice too.
Probably because Bowser is supposed to be breakdancing. It's his new goalie tactic but it has failed against the awkward Luigi artwork pasted on the background. I think that soccer card is the only card where another playable captain appears in the background?