Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, you lose your teeth and get diabetes and hate ice cream forever.



I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
 
granted, but the wish is taken a bit too literally.
I wish Miraculous Ladybug had an Esperanto dub where all transformation phrases are "transformu min"
 
Granted, it's a rerelease of a game from the previous generation but with only 3 hours of content added


I wish people didn't suck
 
Granted, but the games don't come out for a while

I wish for all of MLP:FiM to be added to Netflix UK
 
Granted it is broken and is infested with wasps, rats, termites, spiders, and sharks
I wish for a water bottle
 
Granted, that wish made your wish go into an infinite paradox due to the laws of this topic and the universe, causing it to implode upon itself in spectacular fashion
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I wish I had McNuggets
 
Granted, but the branding says 'McFuggets'.

I wish for a crappy article about Super Mario Bros. on the everything wiki.
 
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