Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Engineer]

Granted, you lose your teeth and get diabetes and hate ice cream forever.



I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

 

[Primarina]

granted, but the wish is taken a bit too literally.
I wish Miraculous Ladybug had an Esperanto dub where all transformation phrases are "transformu min"

 

[Night King]

Granted, it gets cancelled due to poor ratings.

I wish for a new Mario game.

 

[Engineer]

Granted, it's a rerelease of a game from the previous generation but with only 3 hours of content added


I wish people didn't suck

 

[Night King]

Granted, people now slurp.

I wish for Cars 4.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, 4 cars appeared.

I wish for a car.

 

[Engineer]

Granted, you may choose one Hot Wheels car.



I wish for E3 to be good

 

[Marceline]

Granted, but the games don't come out for a while

I wish for all of MLP:FiM to be added to Netflix UK

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, but the games don't come out for a while

I wish for all of MLP:FiM to be added to Netflix UK

Granted, but noone watches it.
I wish for a new Kirby game at E3.

 

[Primarina]

Granted, but the game is announced to be very short.
I wish Iived in the quantic universe.

 

[The Pink Cat In The Hat]

Granted but I messed up the wish entirely because I don't know what that means
I wish Twitter users finally realize the Switch Pro isn't real