Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Primarina]

granted, but the house is your least favorite color

I wish for your best yo mama joke.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, you can only find it on the website thisistotallynotavirus.com.virus

I wish for---

 

[Princess Viola]

Granted, unfortunately --- is an invalid input into the wish granter and it crashes, completely destroying the fabric of reality with it.

I wish I had my own steam locomotive to travel in.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, you get none of the required coal to run the darn thing.

I wish I could get an embedded system up and running

 

[Cell]

Granted, it turns sentient and doxxes you
I wish Majin Buu comes back as a good guy

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but he kills you first.

I wish for a Phillips CD-i.

 

[Princess Viola]

Granted, but it's unfortunately broken and the repairs would cost more than the system itself is worth.

I wish I had a nice and freshly cooked hamburger.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, the hamburger tastes like poop though.

I wish for...the complete Super Mario World?

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but the game only allows you to play the first level.

I wish for more parts in Super Mario Maker 2.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, all of them crash your Switch.

I wish for ERR---ERR---ERRRRRR

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but nothing happened.

I wish for all volcanoes to become extinct.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, or is it denied? I'm not sure...I'll just say denied.

I wish for a copy of a Dingo Pictures Movie, for some reason.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but it destroyed your CD player.

I wish to become a superhero.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but the instructions are unclear. You became a super villain instead.

I wish for DESKTOP GOOSE.

 

[Bugzzy]

It was a DESKTOP DUCK instead.

I want to get a bird.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, it is trapped in your computer.

I wish for Windows Longhorn CDs.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but they were cracked and won't work.

I wish for a Bullet Bill.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, they make you explode.

I wish for STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US memes to mutate into STOP POSTING ABOUT MARIO memes.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but it changed back in a few seconds.

I want to destroy Bowser.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, the simulation stops working for some reason.

I wish for you to stop being on fire.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but I became on fire in 2 seconds flat.

I want to defeat a Thwomp.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, the Thwomp you defeat was tiny.

I wish for an invalid question.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but no such question exists.

I want an answer.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, the answer is located on an 18+ website.

I want a question.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but nobody knows the answer.

I wish to get a 3DS.