Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Smiddle

Power Star
One person says a wish, for example, "I wish I had unlimited cheese in my fridge". Next person should make the wish worse, example: "Granted, put your fridge craps itself up the next day and the cheese melts." and posts a new wish. Kuhpeesh? 'K.

I wish that I was a good IC player.
 

Plumber

Tenacious Trio
Retired Wiki Staff
You get so many wishes the Genies kills you out of rage.

I wish to be in a nice big field.
 

Smiddle

Power Star
Granted, but the field's so big that you can't get outta there.

I wish that I had a comedy rock band
 

Bernadetta von Varley

Bluebird; Even If Happiness Is Close By...
Granted, but you slip on a banana peel while performing alongside Weird Al Yankovic, and then he makes a song making fun of you.

I wish was Yuji Naka.
 

Bernadetta von Varley

Bluebird; Even If Happiness Is Close By...
Granted, but your superpowers only apply to crearing Cat Macros.

I wish I had moar Cheezbrger

sorry, i'm in a Lolcat mood today...
 

Bernadetta von Varley

Bluebird; Even If Happiness Is Close By...
Granted, but now his sig is bland and boring and makes you want to kill yourself everytime you see it.

I wish that this wiki had OVER 9000 ARTICLES!
 

Bernadetta von Varley

Bluebird; Even If Happiness Is Close By...
Granted, but now you have a huge ego and all your old friends only like you for the money.

I wish I was Porplemontage for a day.
 
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Blitzwing

Guest
Granted, you end up dieing of laughter,.



I wish the wiki didn't get stuck in a flme war each day.
 

Sir Grodus

King Bowser
Retired Wiki Staff
Granted, you die a terrible, terrible death, but your family gets the insurance money and your organs are donated to needy people.

I wish had Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right now.
 

Bernadetta von Varley

Bluebird; Even If Happiness Is Close By...
Granted, but your head is chopped off and impaled upon a stick mere seconds after you realize what to wish for, which had also revealed to you the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. What was the meaning?

*Cheesy Tootsie Roll commercial voice*

The world may never know!

*End Cheesy Tootsie Roll commercial voice*

I wish the Tootsie Roll commercial sucked.
 

Bernadetta von Varley

Bluebird; Even If Happiness Is Close By...
Granted, and you now have 1000 posts! But you are on the run from the sysops for flaming and spamming.

I wish someone would hit me in the head (If I wish for a bad thing, it should turn out good in the end, right?)
 
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