Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Dale Earnhardt

The Intimidator
Pronouns
He/him
Granted, you lose your teeth and get diabetes and hate ice cream forever.



I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
 

Primarina

Monty Mole
Pronouns
She/her
MarioWiki
Pikachu210
granted, but the wish is taken a bit too literally.
I wish Miraculous Ladybug had an Esperanto dub where all transformation phrases are "transformu min"
 

Dale Earnhardt

The Intimidator
Pronouns
He/him
Granted, it's a rerelease of a game from the previous generation but with only 3 hours of content added


I wish people didn't suck
 
Pronouns
She/her
Granted but I messed up the wish entirely because I don't know what that means
I wish Twitter users finally realize the Switch Pro isn't real
 

GreenThunder

Pro Ghost Fighter
Pronouns
He/him
MarioWiki
GreenWeegee
Granted it is broken and is infested with wasps, rats, termites, spiders, and sharks
I wish for a water bottle
 

Flygon64

Flygon " I shall figure this out later " 64
Pronouns
He/him
MarioWiki
Flygon64
Granted, that wish made your wish go into an infinite paradox due to the laws of this topic and the universe, causing it to implode upon itself in spectacular fashion
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I wish I had McNuggets
 
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