Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Pippersquawk

The master of hint hunting, on the case!
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Kirbyo
Granted, but computers are being hacked more than before.

I wish there would be no more hackers.
Granted, but now computer security is weak (there's good hackers you know. look it up.).
I wish for a new set of headphones.
 
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Primarina

Monty Mole
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Pikachu210
granted, but no one knows what you mean since you used the wrong form of new.
I wish I had a robot girlfriend who would help me with video games.
 

Pippersquawk

The master of hint hunting, on the case!
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granted, but no one knows what you mean since you used the wrong form of new.
I wish I had a robot girlfriend who would help me with video games.
Granted, but she broke down.

I wish for a new set of headphones.
 

Renjamin

Yellow Gooigi paisano
Granted, but it gives yuo updates every 2 seconds.
I wish for the quick chat feature in Among Us to be removed.
Granted! Well technically, the whole game is removed from all platforms

I wish we scrapped democracy and instead had world leaders fight to the death to resolve issues
 

Pippersquawk

The master of hint hunting, on the case!
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Kirbyo
Granted! Well technically, the whole game is removed from all platforms

I wish we scrapped democracy and instead had world leaders fight to the death to resolve issues
thats a good thing?
I wish for a new computer.
 

Kanata Konoe

Star Spirit
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Power Flotzo
I wish we scrapped democracy and instead had world leaders fight to the death to resolve issues
Granted. Within a few days, all the world leaders (or most of them, anyway) are hospitalized, and some even die.

thats a good thing?
I wish for a new computer.
[no-gameplay-value]"Good" is a broad definition. What's good for one person might not be good for you, and vice versa.[/no-gameplay-value]
Granted. Someone "accidentally" throws it out the window, and it shatters.

I wish for friendly and peaceful blue Cataquacks.
 

Pippersquawk

The master of hint hunting, on the case!
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Kirbyo
Granted. Within a few days, all the world leaders (or most of them, anyway) are hospitalized, and some even die.


[no-gameplay-value]"Good" is a broad definition. What's good for one person might not be good for you, and vice versa.[/no-gameplay-value]
Granted. Someone "accidentally" throws it out the window, and it shatters.

I wish for friendly and peaceful blue Cataquacks.
Granted, but they scam you with fake blue coins.
I wish for the next person to make my wish for me.
 

Dale Earnhardt

The Intimidator
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Granted, the game it's from doesn't exist.
Idk what game it's from lmao

I wish Mario Kart Wii got an HD remaster for the Switch.
 
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