Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo Switch)

Okay, so the game came out (May something) and I want to buy it...but *clears throat* MADAME FLURRIE. I can't get the game 'cause of her.
 
I've never played TTYD but this remake looks great. I like how the updated visuals are still faithful to the original, and aren't just TOK's graphics. The new music sounds great, and I appreciate how there's an option to switch back to the original OST. Also I think they made unique versions of the battle theme for different areas like in TOK? If so then that's awesome. Apparently they've added new pipes to fix the backtracking issues I've heard about. Disappointed about the framerate though, since the original ran at 60fps. Other than that though it looks amazing, can't wait to play it.
 
Lady said:
Okay, so the game came out (May something) and I want to buy it...but *clears throat* MADAME FLURRIE. I can't get the game 'cause of her.
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Why, what's wrong with Flurrie?
 
It's because of her giant melons.
 
Lady said:
My parents would think she's beyond inappropriate.
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Your parents have to be pretty darn protective to find THAT of all things too inappropriate.
 
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Well, idk how they would react exactly but based on how protective my parents are, I'd probably end up banned from playing Mario games...just like with Pokemon, Zelda, and a ton more things.