Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Waluigi Time]

A gigantic Small Mario

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

When the black hole of Bowser's Galaxy Reactor was formed, Peach's Castle was forcefully pushed through the nothingness and collided with the Comet Observatory, sending the kitchen off into space without the Observatory.

 

[Alex95]

Good.

 

[Magolor]

Rare Ltd. (trade-named Rareware during Nintendo tenure) is a British video game developer based in Twycross, Leicestershire.

I'm definitely not taking this too literally.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

wut

 

[Xiahou Ba]

wut

sounds like a bjaodn entry if i ever saw one lol

 

[Biddybud]

I didn't know we can hire Mario for maintenance

 

[Waluigi Time]

The Gate of Heavenly Peace is an item in every release of Mario is Missing!. It is the entryway to the Imperial City and the Forbidden City of Beijing. A group of Koopa Troopas steal it in its entirety while they are storming Beijing, and Luigi takes it back after grabbing it from the single Koopa Troopa that was carrying it around.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

And even that makes more sense than "stealing" King Kong from the Empire State Building.

 

[Biddybud]

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