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Mario's height is 5'4" (162.5cm) which is 64 inches, because I want my N64 jokes dagnabbit. But it only works properly in inches unfortunately.
HOWEVER! This can be used for more. See the chart below.
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Using this size chart and my own height (5'6" or 66"/167.5cm) we can determine that Mario's nose is about the same size of an irl human's head, or 6"/15cm in diameter.
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Luigi seems to be about 6" taller than Mario in the chart, putting him at 5'10", with Daisy probably an inch or two taller. Peach is a full foot taller than Mario at 6'4".
And I still put Pauline at this height rather than whatever Odyssey did, so she's probably about a foot above me at 6'6".
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And why do I reject Odyssey's height? Observe:
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Odyssey is in clear violation of the chart and should not be trusted for heights.

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Door Trace

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What sucks about the Odyssey height is that it's used for Gmod too and thus you can't really make pictures because Mario seems to struggle even reaching for the door knob and it just ain't right.
 

Wile E. Coyote

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I have a couple grievances with this chart:
  • Bullet Bill, Boo, and Lakitu should be at ground level to get a more accurate size.
  • Dry Bones is slightly taller (something you can’t really notice unless you zoom in) than Koopa Troopa and Koopa Paratroopa, despite being the undead version of both.
  • Diddy Kong has his tail up, so his real height would be up to his hat.
  • Piranha Plant is in it’s pipe, meaning that P. Plant’s actual height is much shorter.
 

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And Wario, the most important character, is covered by that stupid oversized bikini-wearing Little Shop of Horrors.

  • Dry Bones is slightly taller (something you can’t really notice unless you zoom in) than Koopa Troopa and Koopa Paratroopa, despite being the undead version of both.
I think Dry Bones is standing more upright, which is why they appear taller than the Koopas.

Tbf Dry Bones anatomy doesn't 100% line up with Koopa either
 

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lmao i always made mario 5'6 and luigi 6'1 cuz i dont wanna have men the same height as me LOLLLOL (though that does make luigi and polnareff the same height)

i hate how odyssey made mario so fucking small like the ugly realism part of the artstyle wasnt bad enough LMAO
 

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i hate how odyssey made mario so fucking small like the ugly realism part of the artstyle wasnt bad enough LMAO
Ooooo I hate it too. I prefer how the Super Show did height, where Mario's reasonable. Or Super Smash Bros.

Hell he's shorter than Captain Toad in Odyssey. Ffs.
 
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