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Mcmadness

The idiot who puts things in the wrong board.
Toads are basically smurfs.

Their job plus toad is their existence.
 

Klonoa

Wahuu! Rupurudu!
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I imagine Luigi and Starlow having a "Han and Leia" type of relationship going on, where they can't stand each other but they have feelings for each other. May be one-sided on Starlow's part.
 

Fleur de lis

Lmao.
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Ok here me out, I believe the koopalings are Bowser's nieces and nephew. What if Fake Bowser was based off of Bowser's cousin,

Not just that though, but we see Dry Bowser and Real Bowser side by side. So what if after the first dry bowser stuff, Bowser decided to revive his cousin, it wouldn't be out of character, we know Bowser gets attached easily (Just look at Jr.), and when his cousin saw how cool Dry Bowser was he decided to stay Dry Bowser, and Bowser is just taking care of his kids, because skeletons don't make great father figures.
To explain some plot holes, Bowser does go Dry sometime, but he always fully heals himself, Bowser's cousin is more passive than Bowser, and their both Bowser cause Bowser's Dad is a jerk, and wanted to troll his kids.
 

Mcmadness

The idiot who puts things in the wrong board.
If they were the children of his cousin they would just be his 2nd cousins, not nieces and nephews.
 

Mcmadness

The idiot who puts things in the wrong board.
I have no idea how this family stuff works.
Cousins and their children are cousins, sibling's children and their children are nieces and nephews.

Aunts and uncles are the brothers/sisters of your parents/grand parents.
 

Koopa con Carne

just a dang ol' boo
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the semantics of kinship-related terms may change between languages, and we don't know what Mario Fan's native language is.

in mine there's no such thing as "fourth cousin thrice removed", there's just "nephew/niece of [first, second etc.] cousin"

if it's the same for Mario Fan, then the confusion would be understandable. heck, it's understandable either way :p
 

Fleur de lis

Lmao.
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the semantics of kinship-related terms may change between languages, and we don't know what Mario Fan's native language is.

in mine there's no such thing as "fourth cousin thrice removed", there's just "nephew/niece of [first, second etc.] cousin"

if it's the same for Mario Fan, then the confusion would be understandable. heck, it's understandable either way :p
You are correct about my family not having that stuff.
 

LeftyGreenMario

Gray-brown Christmas
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Bazooka Mario
To me, Metal Mario is his own character, but Gold Mario is a form of Metal Mario. Metal Mario is normally slow and difficult at jumping, but as Gold Mario, he has Mario's normal agility powers.
 
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Peach has adopted Toadette as her little sister. They do a lot of cute fun sister stuff, Toadette looks up to Peach as a role model.

Waluigi is a homeless traveler who hops trains. He has a harmonica and an accordion, he plays both badly. He sometimes resides/affords shady apartments near Wario's house, but has trouble keeping up with the rent. So he usually just sleeps in the nearest dumpster when visiting his ol' chum.

Donkey Kong has a desk job at Toys Inc. He's often taking calls as the company's troubleshooter.
"Have you tried turning it off, banging it on the wall, and turning it back on?"
 
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LeftyGreenMario

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Mario has adhd. He's impulsive, he struggled at school, he's really disorganized, he's forgetful, he blurts things out, and he doesn't act his age. One thing part of adhd he doesn't seem to have is emotional dysregulation though maybe he's learned to manage it and most of his emotions are just hidden and bottled up anyway.

Luigi has it too, but just more subtle. He likes things orderly but only because he has managed his symptoms in that regard. He also is forgetful and disorganized, but he does better in school. He also has a lot of rejection sensitivity dysphoria marked by anxiety, and his emotional dyregulation is worse. Luigi also might have autism.

They don't know they have it so they've hurt each other's feelings during chore wars. They've both been accused of being lazy by each other, their enemies, and even well intentioned criticisms by their friends like Peach.
 

9DB7

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A lot of these are more serious and logical based but these are mine.

1: The koopalings aren't Bowser's kids but his neices and nephews
2: dry Bones are actually just Koopa who decided it was cooler to be a skelly
3: goombas are just a different toad society
4: Metal/Gold Mario are just clones made by Bowser to help train Bowser's armies and the koopalings
5: All of the koopalings have some form of mental thing. (ex. Iggy has ADHD)
 

9DB7

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I didn't mean all of them I meant the ones logically diagnosing Bowser with mental illness and it makes sense
 

9DB7

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Also I think that boom boom is Bowser's cousin. If he was just another person in Bowser's army he wouldn't have as many luxuries gifted by Bowser than he does. (Or maybe I'm just weird and is close to my cousins) Either way the more you dive into this the more it makes sense
 

MerryMario

Happy Holidays!
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MightyMario
Wario imagined all of his wealth and friends and lives under Cheese Bridge because he has no coins. He still thinks the bridge is really made out of cheese (even when he chips his teeth on a stone).
 
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