Your headcanons

[zel]

well

i ignore canon if i so wish... i ignore the fact that candy kong was supposed to be his girlfriend or wahtever

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Shy Guys smell vaguely of lavender and jasmine with just a hint of body odor.

 

[Mcmadness]

Ninjis are actually in every Mario game ever, the ones where you don't see them are masters of their craft.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Alternatively, they proved to be so klutzy they were rejected from Bowser's army and sent straight back to Subcon.

 

[Waluigi Time]

Mimic is a regional variant of M. Bush native to Donkey Kong Island and the surrounding area

 

[zel]

after thinking over some lines by nokis ive seen in sunshine, and these descriptions in super sluggers,

(these nokis are clearly girls)
ive come to the conclusion that nokis just refer to anyone and everyone as a guy. its just a completely gender neutral term for them. who knows how this happened

 

[Koopa con Carne]

unitalicized quotes make my stomach prolapse

regardless, i thought "guys" can be gender-neutral!

 

[Xiahou Dun]

"Guy" in English is usually a generic to term for a person. "You guys" is a common referral to multiple people. I'd sometimes mix it up with "you ladies" lol.

 

[Biddybud]

Mario went from a referee to a coach

 

[zel]

i had a convoluted explanation that i realised completely fell apart, but at the very least if its not gender neutral you can sort of infer they use that word a lot anyway

and quotes from sirena beach from two separate nokis:
"I'm beginning to have my doubts about this guy..."
"The guy in front of me got the last one. I'm so unlucky..." (note: idk who "the guy" is referring to in this instance)
sure this explanation isnt from much of the game, only sirena and gelato beach, and im not sure if this appeaers anywhere else, but this is My headcanon so I get to choose the. headcanon