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zelen !!

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yeah thatd be another function of it! not sure how much itd help shade considering the leaves are pretty small, but im sure it has some benefit
 

TB100

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The DKC Cartoon is canon DK lore and I will not see any arguments to the contrary.
 

Mcmadness

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In the sports games that aren't based around a large team, Bowser always comes in 2nd behind Mario and he keeps getting involved in the hopes that he can one day beat him.
 

Striker Mario

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Donkey Kong might be decent in most sports, but he's utterly atrocious at golf. As far as bad sports players goes, Donkey Kong's golf performance is the worst. It is said that his golfing is so terrible, it emits its own unique smell, and people who run golf courses have to warn people of DK's presence.

Waluigi is amazing at golf and tennis, but terrible at any other sport. You'd think his height would give him an advantage in basketball, but people way shorter than him just dribble around him.

Peach doesn't really have a sport where she's bad at but I can't think of any sport where she's great at. I think she's probably good at tennis because she really can hit those corners.

Daisy's best sports are the ones she gets to beat people up in. Like soccer. Or boxing. Rumor has it she can beat Bowser at wrestling.

Luigi's best sports are soccer and baseball (like his brother, he always goes for shortstop). He's also good at kart racing to the point his room is filled with trophies and Mario is super jealous. On the other hand, Luigi is bad at golf and he's even worse at dodgeball.

Baby Luigi is amazing at tennis. It's just that he's way too shy to really participate, so that's why he's only been playable in one tennis game compared to Baby Mario's decent attendance. Baby Mario prefers kart racing the most (second dodgeball, and he's REALLY good at dodgeball. he also effortlessly does three pointers in basketball) but I think he'll beat the crap out of most people if they give him the opportunity. Baby Mario doesn't like golf because he's a guy of snap decisions.

Mario's favorite sport is probably golf but he's great at baseball (he always goes for shortstop) and basketball, and he's only okay at tennis and soccer. Mario is a subpar kart racer who consistently gets 5th or 6th. There's a reason despite the name ownership, his racing records are practically never world record times compared to Daisy, Funky, Toad, and others.

Bowser is too clumsy and bulky to be great at most sports. He's pretty bad at tennis and his golf shots go far but they're ridiculously imprecise. He excels in boxing because weight classes aren't a thing and he's also surprisingly good at twirling ribbons. I guess overall he's great at baseball, but only when batting and pitching. Bowser really hates dodgeball.

Toad does just fine in most sports. He does best when he's not in team sports because pressure for him to be a submissive sidekick is usually too much for him to handle.

Yoshi doesn't look like a character that'll excel in any sport, but maybe he can surprise people. He's decent at fielding in baseball, though he has a super weak arm. Maybe he should just spit the ball out. Yoshi does really bad at kart, but that's only because his nose really limits his visibility.

Bowser Jr.'s specialty is basketball. Just, basketball. I don't know how he does it, but he's so good at basketball, he humiliates Waluigi on a daily basis and surprises Mario. He could beat Baby Mario probably, but we never gave Baby Mario the chance to dribble officially.

Wario is terrible at any sport. This is because he's both bad at the games and people keep beating him up.
 

Kadok23

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Super Mario RPG happen in the Downfall Timeline of Zelda
Mario and Luigi father Jumpman was the Mario of the Donkey Kong games
Jumpman was the Mario of Donkey Kong 1989 cartoon
Donkey Kong Jr is the normal Donkey Kong
Super Mario Land is the last game of the timeline after Mario give up on Peach love
Banjo exist in Mario Universe but retires after the second game Luigi also retires Mario retires after Super Mario Land
Wario games take place after Mario
 

Fawfulthegreat64

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Bowser's ambition in Odyssey was bigger than what he actually achieved before being defeated. Remember what SPM established about what happens when he and Peach marry? He was going to revive the Chaos Heart and this time use it himself to become ruler of all worlds.
 

Mcmadness

The idiot who puts things in the wrong board.
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I always got the impression that had to be done in a specific room to work.
 

J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
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There were probably some other elements too.
 

zelen !!

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i had a silly idea of petey not actually leaving isle defino for a while until mario scooped him up for golf or something, and he wasnt causing too much trouble for some reason, and in that time all the piantas just taught him to dance. for Some Reason. So he keeps doing it

this makes no sense but honestly what in mario ever does
 

Striker Mario

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i had a silly idea of petey not actually leaving isle defino for a while until mario scooped him up for golf or something, and he wasnt causing too much trouble for some reason, and in that time all the piantas just taught him to dance. for Some Reason. So he keeps doing it

this makes no sense but honestly what in mario ever does
but have you seen Petey's idle animation in Mario Power Tennis as well as his limbo in Mario Strikers Charged?
 

Striker Mario

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I feel buffing karts won't do much to address the inherent problem of bikes and their wheelies

as much as I like bikes
 

LegoNess

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I have two. The first is that Toadsworth is Peach's father, and this is because I remember a YouTube video say that the European SMS website claimed this. The two already had a close relationship, so this could make at least some sense. My other one is that the Koopalings are Bowser's children, but not biologically. Junior is his real son, but the Koopalings were adopted.
 

SUper smaSh

If Mario were a lobster... how many shoes?
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Does that make Snifits' Birdo?
 

Mcmadness

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Waluigi lives in a dumpster but it's very clean and nicely fournished.
 

J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
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Does Toad have to kick him out every time, since they're not really his?
 
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