Who or what is the Ugliest Mario character?

Classic Yoshi actually diverisfies the lineup a bit. Long neck, small arms. No one else has those traits.
 
I wouldn't say Modern Yosh's best. Large human hands look weird. Tail is so short I barely noticed it had one until someone pointed it out here. His forward nerd neck posture looks bad specially with that giant head about to fall off of its neck. He has a rounded big ass bowling ball nose, 3 dumb small rounded spikes, rounded cheeks, rounded eyes which are literally the top of his head, rounded saddle even. What. They took the whole make a character out of a shape thing a bit too literally. Voice also gives Black Canary a run for her money by shattering my auditory ossicles.


I want old Yoshi because he actually has dinosaur-y spikes and hands, his posture is normal, his face is less messy and more expressive and he has a sound effect that's more unique than his voice and does the job perfectly in its place. I'm not saying I'll die if he keeps his new voice, but did he really need it?
 
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i like both but god does modern yoshi look better with the newer 2d art that gets some classic traits
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mario wiki also mentions this and like
Interestingly, most of these features stem from the original Yoshi design. Said alternate design so far was not adapted into a 3D model;
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if they somehow make a 3d model out the newer one??? god dam thatd slap not gonna lie. his model hasnt changed that much since the n64 design (besides the proportions and other minor stuff) meanwhile others have adapted to match their 2d artwork way more
 
to expand on this anti-yoshi circlejerk, he makes some disgusting sounds when he flutter jumps. my dad mentioned it once while i was playing yoshi's woolly world and i would agree, they're annoying sounds. like what's the matter? it's like he constantly tries to poop but he can't let it out because his cloaca got cluttered up with residual egg yolk over the years. dr mario should give that green fossil a colonoscopy.
 
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in nsmbw at least he fucking shuts up while he's flutter jumping

hell in that game, he just shuts up period. that's one of his best appearances.
 
Yoshi's flutter jumping sounds the worst in Super Mario Galaxy 2. It just has that right frequency that makes your ears bleed and amplifies your desires to stop the game just to strangle him.

I don't know if Yoshi's voice is original in Galaxy 2 but that and Super Mario Odyssey's iteration of Yoshi's voice are just AWFUL.
 
at least the mario odyssey voice clips arent the same few gotdam yoshis story voice clips that are STILL being reused to this day for some reason
 
i liked yoshi's noises in smg2 as well as his appearance in that game
 
Hearing the slowed down Yoshi noises is quite enlightening because the voice actor (a musician) doesn't seem like the type who can make high-pitched noises. Actually, the fact that he also voices Birdo is quite amusing, although I wished they made Birdo sound a bit less... creepy.

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