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Lurch from season 1 of "Wednesday" is running for mayor in Bucharest. He's endorsed by a small-time nationalist party (that no one cares about, not even hardcore nationalists). I'm not making this up one bit.

I saw that Beware of Forest Mushrooms got an article on Mario Wiki. Realistically, if the article existed in 2008, the talk page would've been a heated 200,000-byte back-and-forth on whether to cover the Rawest Forest fan animation on it, with 4 failed proposals.

Yeah, Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins is great, but I prefer Super Mario Land 6: 2 Golden Coins.

Shower thought: Donkey is a Kong.

this is the kind of game Nintendo would release for 20 bucks and everyone would hail as an innovative masterpiece

yosher

No, Patrick, the Wii U didn't fail because it wasn't called the Wii 2.

taking strolls along the seafront of a bustling mediterranean town at night is the best thing

am i supposed to like or dislike Mr. Frog??

One of the best jokes in Evil Con Carne is that General Skarr specifically dislikes Camden, New Jersey. Why, we never find out, but that's what makes the joke so funny in trying to figure just why that exact location.

*movie made before 2010 has the word "gay" somewhere in it*

conservatives: "this movie predicted today's woke internet. we truly live in a society"

hi guys my name is timothy mctimmy im 11 i like FNF, pizza tower and pomni, do u think we can turn mario wiki into sonic wiki for april fools it would of be funny i think xDDDDDD

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things i learned from reddit in the past week i was bored enough to go there

1. people who spell out dates as "[day] [month]" as opposed to "[month] [day]" engage in "cavemen speak". 'murica, yeeeaaa baby
2. "bootlicker" is a slur. people who invest undue feelings in uncaring authorities are truly the most oppressed minority
3. if you want to pirate a game, it's only ok with indie games. pirating AAA products is no no.

all said in earnest and with upvotes

We'll be talking about the BARREL IN THE DARKNESS.

We'll be talking about the PIRATE GOOMBA!

Yes, we're also gunna be talkin' about POO-POO HEAD JERK, YOSHI ON CRACK COCAINE, IN THE CLOUDS, THE 5TH SCARIEST THING IN A NINTENDO GAME...

and we'll agresivelly be spending a lot of time talkin' about... CONVEX STAVES.

my banner is the best character in the entire extended marioverse

Lmao, a friend pointed me to your edit about that one kickstarter trailer that had broque monsieur in it and, long story short, we now got the insider scoop on that https://twitter.com/GdnkBomb/status/1754692027978260980

i've seen people say that Dutch is among the easiest languages to learn if you're native/fluent in English.

maybe in a distant top 15 or something. been practising it for a while now and it's a nightmare. nevermind that the entire vocabulary is made up of like 10 unique words spliced together in new and (un)exciting ways to vaguely emulate the meaning of other more internationally recognized words (think how english uses "pineapple" to refer to what the rest of the world knows as "ananas"), but how the fuck am i supposed to process and utter a sentence with a structure like this without taking 5 minutes:

"the scale of Kardashev is a by the Russian astronomer Nikolai Kardashev proposed system"

(original: De Schaal van Kardasjev is een door de Russische astronoom Nikolaj Kardasjev voorgestelde indeling)

it's assbackwards and it's far from being even the worst example i can think of

sometimes i wonder if the wiki will be up to date with mario manga coverage before i die

2024 is finally upon us! everybody on your marks for the newest instalment in the Mario & Sonic games, the "Mario & Sonic at the Paris, France 26 July - 11 August 2024 Olympic Games feat. beloved French-Belgian character Achille Talon" game, available spring 2024 on the Nintendo Switch family of systems!

just a few moments ago i got a pro-israel ad on youtube saying something along the lines of "as you are chanting 'free, free, palestine' and are being fed lies, israeli women are being murdered and raped by the very people you are fighting for", and then the ad proceeds to show images of literal palestinian CHILDREN.

i could not believe how tone deaf and outrageous that piece of shit i just saw is.

i just learned about what happened to the singer Aaliyah and now i'm sad. i don't even particularly care about the music in her genre, i'm just feeling a bit dejected from the story.

"AI simply takes inspiration from human-made work, it doesn't steal anything"

Then explain why you can very faintly hear the P-Switch theme from New Super Mario Bros at 00:35 in this AI-generated video.

A very special shout out goes to bosses who tell you how hard-working and talented you are and list the sheer contributions you have brought to the team and company before they fire you from the job for something completely byzantine that was mostly out of your control (and is framed as obviously being your fault). The way they try to soften your inevitable crash is absolutely admirable.

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