Recent content by Koopa con Carne

I was trying to look for a Bowser level theme, wtf is that first prediction I swear this screen cap is not doctored and I have search history disabled

The scourge dies tomorrow. Good riddance, it ate up a lot of time I'll never get back. The least I can do is not let those long hours go to waste, so here's my progress in the game. Post yours too, but hurry--Nintendo won't let you see your collections after tomorrow. (I reduced their file...

To give credit where it's due: they replaced those awful snow blocks with giant rolling snowballs (like the ones in DK Pass). That's an improvement.

You know what? I'm fine with that. How many times does Mario need to rescue the same ol' McGuffins over and over? It's about time he retired. He's not 26 any more, you know. He's got to be at least 30 now. (Old.) No new Mario games! Nintendo has got enough cash to run on sheer momentum until...

-Metroid Ravenous -you can now play Choco Island and Vanilla Lake in VS Mode in Mario Kart World (everybody's been clamoring for this) -the usual anime fantasy games -third party stuff you can play elsewhere -zero new Mario, Donkey Kong, or Wario game (as usual)

Whenever I play as Wario in Mario Kart I specifically choose courses with traffic like Shroom Ridge and Toad's Turnpike due to the increased risk of vehicular Warioslaughter

Don Zunāna awakens once again from his deep slumber Who is this fish. He makes a brief, barely gameplay-relevant appearance in one Donkey Kong level and is never seen again. Is there a Donna Zunana too? Or is this one of those giant, seldom-seen creatures that are the last remaining of their...

They obviously take place in Mario's world (or in worlds inside Mario's world--whatever), but only the first Wario Land is marketed as a Super Mario game.

Shitty or unintentionally funny Mario thumbnails

playing through Yoshi's Island DS for the first time in my life. - there is no greater indicator that a game's level design was done by a complete amateur than when it just fills the screen with a hundred different enemies at once. That level in world 4 with the bouncy purple balls and bumpties...

Reminder that Bomber Bill and Blooper still need to be unsouped to this day. Both "featured articles", too. Because these pages are massive and other users have probably logged hundreds of edits to each since SMRPG's last edits, I think these may best be tackled as a team. There are probably...

"Next we have more news about an upcoming treasure-hunting game!" EH? *Quirky hip hop starts playing, the kind you hear in Wario games* OH MY GOD *Camera pans to some kind of ramshackled abode in the middle of nowhere* IT'S WARIO LA- "Hey everyone! Here's some fresh news about Splatoon--"

incredible rendition.

A+ idea. I want to see Dashiegames frantically flipping between 2D and 3D to try and clear some Little Timmy level.