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"Next we have more news about an upcoming treasure-hunting game!" EH? *Quirky hip hop starts playing, the kind you hear in Wario games* OH MY GOD *Camera pans to some kind of ramshackled abode in the middle of nowhere* IT'S WARIO LA- "Hey everyone! Here's some fresh news about Splatoon--"

incredible rendition.

A+ idea. I want to see Dashiegames frantically flipping between 2D and 3D to try and clear some Little Timmy level.

Resurrecting this old thread to express elation over Romania getting 2nd place at ESC2026! (Fuck Israel, why do they even participate.) It's my personal winner anyway, their performance was supreme, and not just because I'm their fellow national! As for the actual winner... I'll let Joe Pesci talk.

Wendy O. Koopa is the worst fictional thing to have been foisted upon humanity's collective consciousness.

I remember watching one of those crappy "subliminal message in mario" type of videos around 2011. It had the usual Windows Movie Maker editing, white text on blue screen. You were prompted to find the so-called subliminal message in a screenshot of Mario World which conspicuously had a pixelated...

I took the discretion of editing several user comments and settled proposals on the wiki specifically to disable archive.today links. I also appended notes to these user inputs to signal each edit. For transparency and traceability, I will list all edits I made with this purpose: Main talk...

Donkey Kong probably has a very polite, always grateful Canadian cousin called "Donkey Shawn".

Why does the flat Earth conspiracy even exist? Like, tomorrow I could receive indisputable, hard evidence that the Earth is, in fact, flat, I'd be "woah cool" and then mind the rest of my life. The planet's shape is the least of my worries. Who cares.

Wind Waker's style is mediocre and the backlash from two decades ago was 100% justified and still is to this day.

Who gives a spacefaring fuck about Star Fox other than a couple middle-aged men who played it in the Bronze Age. If they were going to put space schmucks nobody cares for, give me Tatanga, Shroobs, and Crazy Galaxy. I wanna see Mario stuff in my Mario movie, not bullshit from irrelevant...

This Mario character is engaged in conflict of interest edits, what do we do? And how does a huge snowball even type on a keyboard?