Recent content by Koopa con Carne

Donkey Kong probably has a very polite, always grateful Canadian cousin called "Donkey Shawn".

Why does the flat Earth conspiracy even exist? Like, tomorrow I could receive indisputable, hard evidence that the Earth is, in fact, flat, I'd be "woah cool" and then mind the rest of my life. The planet's shape is the least of my worries. Who cares.

Wind Waker's style is mediocre and the backlash from two decades ago was 100% justified and still is to this day.

Who gives a spacefaring fuck about Star Fox other than a couple middle-aged men who played it in the Bronze Age. If they were going to put space schmucks nobody cares for, give me Tatanga, Shroobs, and Crazy Galaxy. I wanna see Mario stuff in my Mario movie, not bullshit from irrelevant...

This Mario character is engaged in conflict of interest edits, what do we do? And how does a huge snowball even type on a keyboard?

Hard disagree. Huge emphasis on hard. Being exhaustive involves documenting the more boring, minuscule parts of a subject's history. Those promo collaborations, while trivial in isolation, represent an important part of how the franchise has been marketed and experienced historically. Choosing...

I just dreamt that the Mario Galaxy Movie only had the characters go to space for like the first ten minutes, during which they mostly fought titans from Attack on Titan on a desolate planet. Then they went back to Earth to find out Wart stole Peach's coin hoard while they were gone, and that...

Is this OK? https://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Nintendo_GameCube&diff=next&oldid=5250433

IDK how to elaborate but this just kinda sounds like a 2007 preinstalled Nokia ringtone.

I'm iffy on aggregating information on promotional materials and advergames into lists, or otherwise tie it to a parent article, because these can quickly become unwieldily large. The contents of the SMBPlumbing.com article used to be hosted in the "Promotion" section for The Mario Movie...

I expressed my gripes with the current coverage of those promotional Nintendo.com articles and reviews here. In short, I echo the OP that, when a subject's maximum coverage potential amounts to repackaging copy-pasted material in dedicated wiki pages, the actual informational value of the site...

So Megalodon cannot fetch archive.today snapshots anymore, and some of the current archive.today captures haven't been backed up anyhow. This includes the character page from the European Mario Tennis Open site, which is/should be cited on "Profiles and statistics" pages. How do we go around...