Recent content by Koopa con Carne

Reminder that Bomber Bill and Blooper still need to be unsouped to this day. Both "featured articles", too. Because these pages are massive and other users have probably logged hundreds of edits to each since SMRPG's last edits, I think these may best be tackled as a team. There are probably...

Question for those living in the Pacific Time zone: I need to know how the time period displays to you in this archive of an official Mario site: https://web.archive.org/web/20260604163855/https://mariokarttour.com/en-US/ranking/allcup/backnumbers/detail?seasonKey=113 Does it show as...

"Next we have more news about an upcoming treasure-hunting game!" EH? *Quirky hip hop starts playing, the kind you hear in Wario games* OH MY GOD *Camera pans to some kind of ramshackled abode in the middle of nowhere* IT'S WARIO LA- "Hey everyone! Here's some fresh news about Splatoon--"

incredible rendition.

A+ idea. I want to see Dashiegames frantically flipping between 2D and 3D to try and clear some Little Timmy level.

Resurrecting this old thread to express elation over Romania getting 2nd place at ESC2026! (Fuck Israel, why do they even participate.) It's my personal winner anyway, their performance was supreme, and not just because I'm their fellow national! As for the actual winner... I'll let Joe Pesci talk.

Wendy O. Koopa is the worst fictional thing to have been foisted upon humanity's collective consciousness.

I remember watching one of those crappy "subliminal message in mario" type of videos around 2011. It had the usual Windows Movie Maker editing, white text on blue screen. You were prompted to find the so-called subliminal message in a screenshot of Mario World which conspicuously had a pixelated...

I took the discretion of editing several user comments and settled proposals on the wiki specifically to disable archive.today links. I also appended notes to these user inputs to signal each edit. For transparency and traceability, I will list all edits I made with this purpose: Main talk...

Donkey Kong probably has a very polite, always grateful Canadian cousin called "Donkey Shawn".

Why does the flat Earth conspiracy even exist? Like, tomorrow I could receive indisputable, hard evidence that the Earth is, in fact, flat, I'd be "woah cool" and then mind the rest of my life. The planet's shape is the least of my worries. Who cares.