Bad news. I pretty much have to entirely replace it, since the CPU is dying and it is recommended I have to pretty much replace everything else due to their age and that they would probably fail eventually and the Windows installation is corrupted on top of that. The graphics card is salvageable as well as the wifi card but considering everything else, might as well just upgrade to a new one entirely.
The hard drive should be at least salvageable though which is a relief.
So yeah I'm probably going to be computerless for longer.
i have a video from mk8d on my switch where i was playing as wario in battle mode and i tossed a green shell and spun into somebody at the same time, and villager came and dropped a bob omb, wendy then drove into the bomb and exploded wario