Blitz: Hey have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Mija: Yeah, pretty sure it fell in the hole
Blitz: What ho-OH MY GOD!
Blitz: What is that?!
Mija: It's a hole.
Blitz: Well I can see that, but what is it doing there?
Mija: Well I woke up this morning...
*She sips her coffee*
Mija: And there was a hole.
Blitz: What are we going to do about it?
Mija: I put a rug over it.
Mija: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Blitz: God... I think we need to call the cops...
Mija: Yeah, already did.
Blitz: Then where are they?
Mija: In the hole
Blitz: God... Wait a minute... Mija, where is Cthina?
Blitz: Where is Cthina..?
Mija: She's at work.
Blitz: Oh, phew... Wait where does she work?
Mija: In the hole
Blitz: Oh god. How deep even is this thing?
*He grabs Mijas mug and drops it in the hole*
Mija: That was my favorite mug... Now it's in the hole.
Blitz: Mija do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole, or a gateway to hell or-
*Mija is gone*
Blitz: Mija? MIJA?
Mija: Sup, I'm back. Got a snack.
Blitz: Oh my god Mija. Will you please take this more seriously?
*Creature crawls out of hole and attacks Blitz*
*Mija pulls out a pistol and shoots the creature until it retreats*
Blitz: What was that?
Mija: Hole person.
Blitz: Where did it come from?
Blitz: Right. The hole, yes.
Blitz: Why are you so calm about this?
Mija: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
Blitz: What space octopus?
*Tentacle wraps around Blitz and starts dragging him away*
Mija: That one.
Me: Walking with my boyfriend @Jeff Gordon
Random guy: Are you two, like, boyfriend and girlfriend
Both me and my bf: Yes
Random guy: Ok
*We keep walking*
Random guy: You're cute
Me: *Confused* I'm taken.
Yeah, I told a guy I wasn't single and then he flirted with me, I don't know what he wanted to happen