Mija

Blitz: Hey have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Mija: Yeah, pretty sure it fell in the hole
Blitz: What ho-OH MY GOD!
*BWAAAH*
Blitz: What is that?!
Mija: It's a hole.
Blitz: Well I can see that, but what is it doing there?
Mija: Well I woke up this morning...
*She sips her coffee*
Mija: And there was a hole.
*BWAAAH*
Blitz: What are we going to do about it?
Mija: I put a rug over it.
*BWAAAH*
Mija: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Blitz: God... I think we need to call the cops...
Mija: Yeah, already did.
Blitz: Then where are they?
Mija: In the hole
*BWAAAH*
Blitz: God... Wait a minute... Mija, where is Cthina?
Mija: ...
Blitz: Where is Cthina..?
Mija: She's at work.
Blitz: Oh, phew... Wait where does she work?
Mija: In the hole
*BWAAAH*
Blitz: Oh god. How deep even is this thing?
*He grabs Mijas mug and drops it in the hole*
Mija: That was my favorite mug... Now it's in the hole.
*BWAAAH*
Blitz: Mija do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole, or a gateway to hell or-
*Mija is gone*
Blitz: Mija? MIJA?
Mija: Sup, I'm back. Got a snack.
*Eats apple*
Blitz: Oh my god Mija. Will you please take this more seriously?
*Creature crawls out of hole and attacks Blitz*
Blitz: GAH!
*Mija pulls out a pistol and shoots the creature until it retreats*
Blitz: What was that?
Mija: Hole person.
Blitz: Where did it come from?
Mija: ...
Blitz: Right. The hole, yes.
*Blitz sighs*
Blitz: Why are you so calm about this?
Mija: I'm more worried about the space octopus.
Blitz: What space octopus?
*Tentacle wraps around Blitz and starts dragging him away*
Blitz: ACK!
Mija: That one.

Me: Walking with my boyfriend @Jeff Gordon
Random guy: Are you two, like, boyfriend and girlfriend
Both me and my bf: Yes
Random guy: Ok
*We keep walking*
Random guy: You're cute
Me: *Confused* I'm taken.
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Yeah, I told a guy I wasn't single and then he flirted with me, I don't know what he wanted to happen

Can people please ask my characters stuff on my Ask Thread? I'm desperate...

Should I create an ask thread? (Specifically where you can ask me and my characters questions)

Mija said:

’But what does unholy screeching sound like’

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Blitz:

So I'm not saying that you should vote for [Insert Character Here]
But...

Have you considered going to a cat wash instead of a car wash?

this is the month...

this is the month CATS RISE TO POWER

I am no longer in quarantine, I tested negative

I have the Carpet Depot jingle stuck in my head...
Help

My villagers are just Naruto running in the plaza lmao

I have discovered that I can take 9 pills at once.

I've been Quarantined, I can't leave my room...

Thank you for following me!

Cthina's Backstory (If you wanna read)

Bit late, but thank you for being here

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Fun Fact: On the wiki this is stated as well. but Mija has a Scottish accent

Hey the Brown part in mijas face is metal or fur

I just found out where Rouxls Kaard is from.

Mija: Oh no
*Mija literally dies*
Her ghost: Anyway

'Unholy screeching implies the existence of holy screeching'
'Cthina shut the fuck up it's 2 AM and I want to sleep'
'But what does holy screeching sound like'

Do not avoid the act of receiving your controlled stabbing by a syringe to prevent influenza.