Ray Trace

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Ray Trace, I need to fess up to my sins.

Baby Luigi is currently the only baby character in Mario Kart Tour whose level I didn't max out.

If I were to repent now, would the process be less agonising with the knowledge that Baby Mario was the first of the bunch to get this treatment?

Remember whenever you booted up Mario Kart Double Dash, Lakitu would occasionally fish up a Cheep Cheep or a Big Cheep Cheep?

Imagine driving without air conditioning.

It was 90 outside degrees today and I didn't even care it was hot outside.

What's happening, why am I not collapsing from heat exhaustion.

fireworks should be banned for civilian use.

Remember when they used to make Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games like a yearly thing.

Important question for the Marioboards community:

What kind of car would your character drive?

Uline sucks major ass and deserves to get crushed by a mountain.

It's funny. Most of you probably never heard of them but they are insurrection supporters, one of the biggest GOP donors, and have giant ass catalogs that suck ass.

For some reason because of your profile picture's snowy background, my eyes briefly deceived me to think the background was from the fifth AA: Trials and Tribulations case

Do you dance with Wario in the pale moonlight?

Redshift said:

"But I don't like seeing dogs get hurt to a greater extent than any animals so I can see where that's coming from"

That's not the reason, I actually hate dogs.

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why do you hate dogs they're so cute (xept pugs)

You have received a special, one-of-a-kind* Birthday Wario!

He already ate all the cake. Oops.

*There may or may not be two one-of-a-kind Birthday Warios in existence

I slept at 8 pm last night what did I miss

Day 4 of Covid.

Well the worst of it is over. I feel pretty fine right now, so I'm very glad that my immune system told covid to go fuck off.

Day 3 of Covid.

Well I got PCR results back and what do they tell me? Well I tested positive. So like, almost certain I have Covid. I think I'm making progress though, but I still feel a bit sick. Still working on getting a doctor's note for me missing work.

Day 2 of Covid

Brain fog is still around, still a bit lethargic, small amounts of chest pain, driving abililty impeded (I drove to get a PCR test), but I guess just slightly better? Still not enough to get back working in the post office.

Well it finally happened.

Did a self home test, tested positive for covid, twice.

Suspected I have some sort of illness because I got headaches, cough, tightness of chest, runny nose, and lethargic, though some of the symptoms such as lethargy and muscle pain are from the job.

Going to see a doctor to get some sort of note but yeah the sickness is pretty mild right now thankfully.

You know the main reason Parakarry is considered to be the slowest mailman around? It's not because he's incompetent or clumsy, it's because of his route. His route is so beastly, it takes him through the entire godforsaken Mushroom Kingdom all the way out into that bloody desert at the very least. Not only does he personally have to fly through like treacherous terrain all by himself, but he has to CASE every single mail he gets in proper order and put every single piece of mail Mushroom Kingdom gets into that satch of his. He doesn't drop mail because he's clumsy, he drops them because he has to carry a ridiculous volume of them all by himself, any competent carrier will probably end up losing mail too if they had to deliver through harsh deserts and frigid snow.

Parakarry doesn't even technically wear his satch right since that's not enough time for him to take it off and protect himself against Chain Chomps and Poochy unless he has pepper spray for them but we'll let that slide because he has wings and he can simply fly away.

Oh by the way, he probably has to fill out a ludicrous PS 3996 form for his overtime, though I think the Postmaster is willing to accept "Bowser invaded kingdom and kidnapped the Princess and I must help Mario out" as a valid reason. Still, Parakarry isn't wearing the proper shoes but at least he has wings.

baby luigi may not have an alt in mario kart tour, but if it's any consolation, he's been recently dignified in a bonus challenge:



here he has to rambo through entire hordes of deadly troopers while inside the base of operations of his very own arch-nemesis!

if that's not badass, i don't know what is

Your page smells bad.

Have a Wario to freshen it up!

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Ray Trace: Commander Dark Light's too grumpy, she really needs to "light"en up.

Dark Light: One more joke about my name and I'll keep you in your room.

Ray Trace: Well, I've gotten a lot of mileage out of Konny.

Kontrast: MY NAME'S NOT KONNY!

Ray Trace: You know, Konny, sometimes you gotta be the opposite of Commander and shed some "light" on the "dark"ness.

Dark Light: Ugh...