Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I want to have wings.
 
Granted, but you suddenly become incredibly obese. You can't fly, but the incoming heart attack might be a bigger problem. (My condolences)


I wish I could draw.
 
Shroob said:
Granted, but your drawings come to life and destroy the world.
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Aw sick That's awesome
Granted. It's granted without a flaw. Without flaws like you keeping your human memories, or being able to turn back.


I wish I was shorter.
 
Primarina said:
granted but only at things you don't like.

I wish to understand Gwich'in
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Granted but you have to spend lots of time there first to learn it

I wish wine (the windows-to-linux compatibiltiy layer) was perfect (i.e. everything can run with zero bugs and performance as good as or better than windows)
 
Zdrmonster Productions said:
Granted, your computer explodes because whatever you were doing was too intensive.

I wish I can get a copy of the Windows 95 Vinyl record.
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Granted, but you can't find anything to use it with

I wish to marry a caring and handsome trans man
 
Granted, but you lose the hack due to a failed flash drive a day later

I wish for a Sweetie Belle plushie
 
Granted, you Live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

I wish I'll like Season 9 of MLP more than I liked Season 8.
 
Granted, but you're dissappointed that there's no Season 10

I wish to see my old mentors from school again
 
Booguette said:
Granted, but they're toxic redditors now. (PS no offense to all redditors out there)

I wish for the Undertale fandom to reunite and kick out all the zoofiles on Undertale's 10th anniversary. (Only 3 years!)
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Granted, but the zoofiles (Who the heck are they?) create their own community and wage war on the Undertale fandom.

I want to get a 3.5mm jack Microphone for the Holidays.
 
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