Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I want to have wings.

 

[Mario Enjoyer]

Granted, but you suddenly become incredibly obese. You can't fly, but the incoming heart attack might be a bigger problem. (My condolences)


I wish I could draw.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but your drawings come to life and destroy the world.

I want to turn into any animal of my choice.

 

[Mario Enjoyer]

Granted, but your drawings come to life and destroy the world.

Aw sick That's awesome
Granted. It's granted without a flaw. Without flaws like you keeping your human memories, or being able to turn back.


I wish I was shorter.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you're so short that you accidentally fall into a paper shredder and die.

I wish I was more talented.

 

[Primarina]

granted but only at things you don't like.

I wish to understand Gwich'in

 

[Marceline]

granted but only at things you don't like.

I wish to understand Gwich'in

Granted but you have to spend lots of time there first to learn it

I wish wine (the windows-to-linux compatibiltiy layer) was perfect (i.e. everything can run with zero bugs and performance as good as or better than windows)

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, your computer explodes because whatever you were doing was too intensive.

I wish I can get a copy of the Windows 95 Vinyl record.

 

[Marceline]

Granted, your computer explodes because whatever you were doing was too intensive.

I wish I can get a copy of the Windows 95 Vinyl record.

Granted, but you can't find anything to use it with

I wish to marry a caring and handsome trans man