Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but it’s poisoned.

I want to have wings.

 

[Mario Fan]

Granted, but you suddenly become incredibly obese. You can't fly, but the incoming heart attack might be a bigger problem. (My condolences)


I wish I could draw.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but your drawings come to life and destroy the world.

I want to turn into any animal of my choice.

 

[Mario Fan]

Granted, but your drawings come to life and destroy the world.

Aw sick That's awesome
Granted. It's granted without a flaw. Without flaws like you keeping your human memories, or being able to turn back.


I wish I was shorter.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you’re so short that you accidentally fall into a paper shredder and die.

I wish I was more talented.

 

[Primarina]

granted but only at things you don't like.

I wish to understand Gwich'in

 

[Briar Beauty]

granted but only at things you don't like.

I wish to understand Gwich'in

Granted but you have to spend lots of time there first to learn it

I wish wine (the windows-to-linux compatibiltiy layer) was perfect (i.e. everything can run with zero bugs and performance as good as or better than windows)

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, your computer explodes because whatever you were doing was too intensive.

I wish I can get a copy of the Windows 95 Vinyl record.

 

[Briar Beauty]

Granted, your computer explodes because whatever you were doing was too intensive.

I wish I can get a copy of the Windows 95 Vinyl record.

Granted, but you can’t find anything to use it with

I wish to marry a caring and handsome trans man

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but he cheats on you.

I wish I had some raspberry jam.

 

[Bob Craples]

Granted, but it's moldy and disgusting.

I wish only good things would happen to me and my family from now on.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but bad things happen to your friends from now on.

I want a watermelon.

 

[Bob Craples]

Granted, but bad things happen to your friends from now on.

I want a watermelon.

It tastes like a pineapple.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

 

[Bugzzy]

It tastes like a pineapple.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

But I like pineapples!

Granted, but you only grow a nanometer.

I want to jump higher.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

But I like pineapples!

Granted, but you only grow a nanometer.

I want to jump higher.

Granted, you only jump a few inches higher.

I wish for bad wishes.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but they actually were good wishes.

I want to make a successful rom hack of SMRPG.

 

[Briar Beauty]

Granted, but you lose the hack due to a failed flash drive a day later

I wish for a Sweetie Belle plushie

 

[Pinky]

Granted, it gets possessed because that dude ran out of Chucky dolls
I wish I knew what that lady in Aladdin who says "I'd blame parents except he hasn't got em" problem is

 

[Primarina]

Granted but you have to spend lots of time there first to learn it

I wish wine (the windows-to-linux compatibiltiy layer) was perfect (i.e. everything can run with zero bugs and performance as good as or better than windows)

spend lots of time where?

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted, it gets possessed because that dude ran out of Chucky dolls
I wish I knew what that lady in Aladdin who says "I'd blame parents except he hasn't got em" problem is

Granted. It turns out that she had no problem in the first place.

I wish to be chosen to be revived in a future Living Game held on this very site.

 

[Angry Shang]

Granted, you Live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

I wish I’ll like Season 9 of MLP more than I liked Season 8.

 

[Briar Beauty]

Granted, but you're dissappointed that there's no Season 10

I wish to see my old mentors from school again

 

[Booguette]

Granted, but they're toxic redditors now. (PS no offense to all redditors out there)

I wish for the Undertale fandom to reunite and kick out all the zoofiles on Undertale's 10th anniversary. (Only 3 years!)

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but they're toxic redditors now. (PS no offense to all redditors out there)

I wish for the Undertale fandom to reunite and kick out all the zoofiles on Undertale's 10th anniversary. (Only 3 years!)

Granted, but the zoofiles (Who the heck are they?) create their own community and wage war on the Undertale fandom.

I want to get a 3.5mm jack Microphone for the Holidays.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but there’s nothing you have that the microphone can connect to.

I want a Lego set. A big one, with at least 2000 pieces!