Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Mario Fan

Mario
Pronouns
He/Him
Granted, but you suddenly become incredibly obese. You can't fly, but the incoming heart attack might be a bigger problem. (My condolences)


I wish I could draw.
 

Mario Fan

Mario
Pronouns
He/Him
Granted, but your drawings come to life and destroy the world.
Aw sick That's awesome
Granted. It's granted without a flaw. Without flaws like you keeping your human memories, or being able to turn back.


I wish I was shorter.
 

Briar Beauty

I do throw the most hexcellent parties.
Pronouns
She/her
MarioWiki
MiracleDinner
granted but only at things you don't like.

I wish to understand Gwich'in
Granted but you have to spend lots of time there first to learn it

I wish wine (the windows-to-linux compatibiltiy layer) was perfect (i.e. everything can run with zero bugs and performance as good as or better than windows)
 

Briar Beauty

I do throw the most hexcellent parties.
Pronouns
She/her
MarioWiki
MiracleDinner
Granted, your computer explodes because whatever you were doing was too intensive.

I wish I can get a copy of the Windows 95 Vinyl record.
Granted, but you can’t find anything to use it with

I wish to marry a caring and handsome trans man
 

Briar Beauty

I do throw the most hexcellent parties.
Pronouns
She/her
MarioWiki
MiracleDinner
Granted, but you lose the hack due to a failed flash drive a day later

I wish for a Sweetie Belle plushie
 

Power Flotzo

The Commander of Hagu Shiyou Green
Pronouns
He/him
MarioWiki
Power Flotzo
Granted, it gets possessed because that dude ran out of Chucky dolls
I wish I knew what that lady in Aladdin who says "I'd blame parents except he hasn't got em" problem is
Granted. It turns out that she had no problem in the first place.

I wish to be chosen to be revived in a future Living Game held on this very site.
 

Angry Shang

NEXT TIME, DON’T LEAVE YOUR POST!
Pronouns
He/him
MarioWiki
The Shadow Prince
Granted, you Live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

I wish I’ll like Season 9 of MLP more than I liked Season 8.
 

Briar Beauty

I do throw the most hexcellent parties.
Pronouns
She/her
MarioWiki
MiracleDinner
Granted, but you're dissappointed that there's no Season 10

I wish to see my old mentors from school again
 
Granted, but they're toxic redditors now. (PS no offense to all redditors out there)

I wish for the Undertale fandom to reunite and kick out all the zoofiles on Undertale's 10th anniversary. (Only 3 years!)
Granted, but the zoofiles (Who the heck are they?) create their own community and wage war on the Undertale fandom.

I want to get a 3.5mm jack Microphone for the Holidays.
 
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