Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Wile E. Coyote

Super Genius
Pronouns
He/him
MarioWiki
MightyMario
Granted, your new name now has to have a number, a symbol, and the noise of a spinning tarantula in it.

I wish Mario Kart 9 was like Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled.
 

Thomas the Tank Engine

A Cheeky Little Engine
Pronouns
She/They
Granted, unfortunately Mario Kart 9 ends up being so similar to Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled that Nintendo gets sued for infringement by Activision/Microsoft and has to give them all profits made from the game, withdraw it from sale, and destroy it.

I wish Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go was actually a good cartoon.
 
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