Good wishes aren't always good wishes

DoN't YoU gO tHeRe

Granted, everyone starts battling it out over the better tasting food that's healthy causing more economic sanctions and war leading to WW3

I wish I had the most perfect iPad ever
Granted, but because it's so perfect you keep it mint in the box instead of using it.

I wish Wario and Waluigi were playable in SM3DW + Bowser's Fury.
 
Granted, they are only playable in one Captain Toad stage
I wish Aku's current voice actor said "Luigi in Lederhousen"
 
Granted, but you have a bad idea for a wish.

I wish I had a beta build of Super Mario 64
Granted but you are consumed by the Wario apparition before you can complete it

I wish my wish would be twisted in a humorous way in which it would cause some sort of unintended misfortune in some way due to the vague way I worded it
 
granted, for some reason it looks human-ish and you take him out once and people think you've decapitated someone

I wish I could've bought anything with ease in my country
 
Granted. I wish to save your wish for later, creating a wormhole that ends life on earth.

I wish I could get hair-spray in Tomodachi Life.
 
Granted, they're richer in cholesterol.

I wish Charles didn't die.
 
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