Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Sven Svennson.

Time to shine, baby!
Banned User
Granted, you have too many that you break your pockets.

I wish monkeys could talk.
 

Sven Svennson.

Time to shine, baby!
Banned User
Granted, Monke is now powerful with his new powers, and now Monke destroys all of mankind and saves nature.

I wish I'm popular
Wait, that sounds great!

Granted, you're popular for being a bad person.

I wish trends would stop appearing on Youtube.
 

Sven Svennson.

Time to shine, baby!
Banned User
ye but ur a human so ull die
Granted, other people are not satisfied with it

I wish Banana guns were a thing
I'm just happy monke is safe.

Granted, the bananas are made of vanilla.

I wish I had a genie.
 

Chair

yo that's a sick chair tho
I'm just happy monke is safe.

Granted, the bananas are made of vanilla.

I wish I had a genie.
well then monke then DIES (i feel kinda bad for Monke now)
Granted, its a reverse genie, and he gives u everything u dont want
Granted, but everyone has a license to carry and you get shot

I wish to be immortal
Granted, u then find great depression, and now u wanna commit suicide but u cant

I wish everyone had more rupeess
 

The Green Knight

some Knights are better than others
well then monke then DIES (i feel kinda bad for Monke now)
Granted, its a reverse genie, and he gives u everything u dont want

Granted, u then find great depression, and now u wanna commit suicide but u cant

I wish everyone had more rupeess
Granted, everyone gets scammed

I want to play Genshin impact
 

Sven Svennson.

Time to shine, baby!
Banned User
Granted. It's your friend who's a boy.
And he's got a gun.
And he's willing to shoot.

I wish I could meet Mr Side Of The Cheat.
 

Sven Svennson.

Time to shine, baby!
Banned User
Granted, you grind the billion posts by spamming, and when you reach the milestone, you get banned.

I wish I was a little, mmmmm... richer!
Granted. You're Richard.

I wish Shrek 3 didn't happen.
 

Chair

yo that's a sick chair tho
Granted, we cooked the dish for you, so you get the fish served on the bottom and the dish served on top of it, making it so that the fish is uncooked.

I wish for a nicely made burger
 

The Green Knight

some Knights are better than others
Granted, we cooked the dish for you, so you get the fish served on the bottom and the dish served on top of it, making it so that the fish is uncooked.

I wish for a nicely made burger
Granted, the burger is perfect, but the bun is charred.

I wish for infinite Legos.
 
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