Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. You didn’t say "functional NES", right? Because that one’s broken.

I wish the "dive and land on Cappy" move was easier to do in Odyssey.
 
Granted, but all the NES games are not available in shops.

I wish I had Mario himself in my house.
 
Granted. He was just in the middle of saving the world. Congratulations, Mario's world is doomed.

I wish I was better at Mario Odyssey's Trace-Walking games.
 
Granted. Now you're ONLY good at the Trace-Walking game.

I wish Super Mario Odyssey's main quest could be bigger.
 
Granted. Now, you need to play Dark Side and Darker Side before you actually face Bowser in the Moon Kingdom for the first time. Oh, and the only way to get to Bowser is completing Darker Side in its entirety. You may be able to skip Dark Side, but at the expense of getting more moons elsewhere.


I wish :yoshi: was in more kingdoms in Super Mario Odyssey.
 
Granted, but he controls and plays horribly.

I wish Titanic Monarch in Sonic Mania wasn't so long.
 
Granted, now it's way too short.

I wish the two player mode in Odyssey could be easier.
 
Granted, it's sustained heavy water damage and is rendered unusable.

I wish my allergies would stop flaring up right now.
 
Granted, but your phone's lithium battery has sustained extensive corrosion and explodes.

I wish it was easier to obtain game packaging reproductions 100% faithful to the original boxart.
 
Granted, but in case you change your mind, you can't go back.

I wish every Paper Mario gets portrayed on the Switch.
 
Granted, but Luigi (or anyone else) is not playable on it, just Mario.

I do wish that 64DD was successful. And not because of one of my friends likes it do I want it.
 
Granted, however the timeline takes a turn for the worst with Nintendo focusing on making more add-ons to extend the lifespan of the Nintendo 64 instead of working on the GameCube.

I wish for Pokemon Colosseum.
 
Granted, however for some reason your Wii U spontaneously bricks upon using it.

I wish Brock would be Ash's traveling companion again in the Generation eight Pokemon anime.
 
Granted, however each one has a strange yet hilarious consequence.

I wish for a new WarioWare.
 
Granted, he's miserably underutilized and is only exclusive to two arcade Mario Kart titles.

I wish for a drawing tablet.
 
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