Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[TheBlueCatMenace]

Granted, it includes you.

I wish I were taller.

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. The height increase is minuscule.
I wish for a pet dragon.

 

[Primarina]

granted but your pet dragon unleashes its powers on you at random intervals.
I wish for Princess Peach and Princess Daisy to be canon girlfriends.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. Unfortunately, they're zombies now, and they eat everyone's brains.

I wish to lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.

 

[Shmalu Sniffer]

Granted, However you aren't stopping it from getting worse your just controlling it for now.

Well I wish to be able to heal anyone I touch

 

[Carissa]

Granted but the injuries transfer to you instead and you cant heal yourself

I wish I was better at singing

 

[Shmalu Sniffer]

Granted but whenever you sing People around you fall asleep so people can't listen to you sing!

I wish I had minecraft bone meal to make things grow faster

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. It's very ineffective but it increases growth by 0.0000001%.
I wish to be freed from prison!

 

[Shmalu Sniffer]

Granted but you get arrested for a different crime

I wish to be able to draw what I want my daring to be exactly

 

[Carissa]

Granted but it requires a magical pen and the only way to obtain that is to trade with a shady wizard merchant (i've been watching too much adventure time lol)

I wish I had an infinite number of Nintendo 3DS's which are fully functional and are pre-loaded with every Mario game.

 

[Shmalu Sniffer]

Granted but all the games are both glitchy and already 100% completed

I wish for a bacon candle

 

[Carissa]

Granted but all the games are both glitchy and already 100% completed

Eh I'd still take that

Granted, but pigs had to suffer unfairly for your candle to be made.

I wish my fridge and freezer had infinite space

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. This makes it impossible to keep all of their contents cold due to the immense space, so its basically non-functional.

I wish to win every award, including those I'm not even a candidate for.

 

[Shmalu Sniffer]

Granted but now no one else gets to have any fun

I wish for a jar of pickles

 

[Carissa]

Granted, but it's really itchy and it can't fly in the real world because of the laws of aerodynamics.

I wish I had all of Batgirl's gadgets.

 

[Wooble]

Granted, but you'll be in jail because of assuming impersonation/inability to use them.

I wish everyone was nice to all.

 

[Wooble]

Granted, but OH GOD IT LOOKS WORSE!! IT ABSOLUTELY COMBUSTS.

I wish I worked an office job for offbrand mario company.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Granted. You get fired a week later after you snooze on the job.

I wish for a plate of zunda mochi.

 

[Nellie Rose Morningstar]

Granted, but you get horrible food poisoning and die painfully.

I wish for the ability to sleep tonight

 

[Cloudwalker]

Granted. You'll be sleepin' peacefully at the bottom of a lake tonight, with the fishes.

I wish to have a pizza delivered to me anywhere I go whenever I want one.

 

[Carissa]

Granted, but the pizza is always underbaked

I wish to have all of Twilight Sparkle's books

 

[ITSAMEMARA]

Granted however, all the books are in the language only ponies can understand.

I wish I would be able to wear the frog suit so I can swim

 

[Fizzle]

Granted, but you can only be on land for four hours at a time before you begin to suffocate

I wish I could learn how to do game development in a much shorter time

 

[Hatsune Miku]

Granted. you longggg at working

I wish i had miku plush

 

[BMfan08]

Granted! It weighs a solid ton due to a manufacturing error. Have fun!

I wish I could fulfill someone else's wish.