Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. You didn’t say "functional NES", right? Because that one’s broken.

I wish the "dive and land on Cappy" move was easier to do in Odyssey.
 
Granted, but all the NES games are not available in shops.

I wish I had Mario himself in my house.
 
Granted. He was just in the middle of saving the world. Congratulations, Mario's world is doomed.

I wish I was better at Mario Odyssey's Trace-Walking games.
 
Granted. Now you're ONLY good at the Trace-Walking game.

I wish Super Mario Odyssey's main quest could be bigger.
 
Granted. Now, you need to play Dark Side and Darker Side before you actually face Bowser in the Moon Kingdom for the first time. Oh, and the only way to get to Bowser is completing Darker Side in its entirety. You may be able to skip Dark Side, but at the expense of getting more moons elsewhere.


I wish :yoshi: was in more kingdoms in Super Mario Odyssey.
 
Granted, but he controls and plays horribly.

I wish Titanic Monarch in Sonic Mania wasn't so long.
 
Granted, now it's way too short.

I wish the two player mode in Odyssey could be easier.
 
Granted, but now the game will crash because Cappy and Mario are in separate kingdoms.

I wish I could find my Mario Golf amiibo card. I misplaced it the day I got it.
 
Granted, it's sustained heavy water damage and is rendered unusable.

I wish my allergies would stop flaring up right now.