Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiFlutterJump]

So there is a Robo Mario...

Granted, but you lose it the day you get it.

I wish to own a mansion and camper. Please don’t haunt the mansion, King Boo...

 

[Noct]

Yup.

Granted, Bogmire decides to take up residence in it instead.

I wish for a box of that Kellog's Mario cereal.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, but the amiibo doesn’t do anything special.

I wish for E. Gadd’s new Poltergust 6000.

 

[Noct]

Granted, it's suction is so powerful that it vacuums up the whole earth then explodes.

I wish for E.Gadd's new Hydrogush 8000.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but you accidentally dropped it and broke it.

I wish the camera in Mario Galaxy was just like the one in Odyssey.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, now your Wii is broken.

I wish that paintings were the primary way of travel in Super Mario Odyssey.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, but when it rains, they get errased.

I wish Waluigi wasn't just in Spin-offs.

 

[Noct]

Granted, he now randomly appears in cameos similar to how Big the Cat appears in the Dreamcast version of Sonic Adventure 2.

I wish for Fawful and the Mini Marios to appear in Mario Kart 9.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, they are the only playable characters.

I wish I had more games.

 

[Noct]

Granted, they're bootlegs.

I wish for a hyperbolic time chamber.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. The door is locked and you don't have a key.

I wish to go to the Watermelon Festival.

 

[Noct]

Granted:

I wish for more energy.