Mushroom Kingdom Smackdown

MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE DEEP WITHIN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH OR PERHAPS IOWA THAT DEVIOUS FIEND PROFESSOR PHINEAS J SHOE PLOTS HIS NEXT MOVE
*we pan into a sub terrain lair with Professor Phineas J Shoe staring into a heart shaped locket with a picture of Octopot in it
"OH MY BEAUTIFUL CREATION HOW COULD THOSE BARBARIANS IN THE SMACKDOWN SMASH YOU" Professor Shoe says as a fire roars in the background
"WORRY NOT MY DEPARTED CREATION I SHALL SEE THAT YOU ARE AVENGED" Shoe tossing the locket with in the fire
"ROSE IS OUR CREATION READY TO BE BREWED" the maniacal professor hollers out
*the camera pans over to a slight flower with a hunchback preparing two large beakers one saying Goomba the other saying Boomerang brother.
"si-si-sir it is indeed ready bu-bu-but are you su-su-sure about the composition of these creatures" the horrid creature asks nervously
Professor Shoes eye's bulge as he suddenly screams "DO NOT DOUBT ME YOU FOOL" as he grabs his poor assistant
"THIS CREATURE SHALL HAVE ALL THE ATHLETICISM OF A BOOMERANG BRO AND ALL THE LEFT AND RIGHT WALKING ABILITY OF A GOOMBA. JUST IMAGINE THE SPEED OF IT'S BOOMERANG COMBINED WITH THE MASTERY OF LEFT AND RIGHT WALKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"bu-bu-but" rose stammers out
"I SAID DO NOT DOUBT ME YOU MORONIC SIMPLETON" professor shoe says throwing his assistant to the ground
"NOW ROSE WATCH AS I CREATE THE WORLD'S GREATEST FIGHTING CREATURE WATCH ROSE AS I SURPASS GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Professor shoe laughs as he throws the switch sending chemicals into what appears to be a large pottery oven.
"YES ARISE ARISE ARISE MY GOOMERANG BROTHER"

Goomerang Brother

The Goomerang Brother is a combination of a Boomerang Brother and Goomba briefly mentioned in Monster Mix-Up. It was created by Bowser and his Monster Mixer. The Goomerang Brother is described by Mario as having the body of a Boomerang Brother and...
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Alright, alright, I hear what you're looking for here. You need someone with variety. You need a fighter who brings something unexpected to the table with a wide variety of attacks and a hard-to-exploit weakness.

Well, don't you worry, Waluigi Time. I've got just who you're looking for.

Behold the STONE-COLD STATUE.

On every side of this beast, you never know what you're going to get. Lips, eyes, or nose? What are you getting? Who knows! It all depends on how its features are aligned. It may not move from where it stands, but it doesn't need to. Where's it looking? With all the eyes it has, that's anyone's guess. What's it going to do? Is it going to attack you from afar with a laser? Is it going to bring you in close with suction before it roasts you with flames? It's hard to say. When it has multiple features on one side, it can do any of these things.

"Stone" is right when it comes to describing its defenses! If you can't break through that triple combo of attacks and its unexpected combinations of them, you don't stand a chance. But even if you do, you have to figure out you need to attack the glowing orbs. A bit counter-intuitive, isn't it, when it has all those squishy, vulnerable eyes? Can you figure out its secret weakness before it leaves you battered and burned and scorched?

It's so mysterious, so unexpected, we don't even know why it has that antenna!