Control a Mario

Insane Shmathers

I'm not InsaneBlathers, what are you talking about
Congratulations! You are the proud owner of a new MicroMario™!
These automated dolls can listen to and carry out any command! Unfortunately, there was a programming malfunction and they are all faulty.
First, explain how the command the person above you gave failed, starting with "Mario tried, but...".
Next, give your Mario a command, starting with "Mario attempts to..."
They can even interact with other MicroMushroom™ brand toys, such as MicroLuigi™ and MicroToad™!

Here's my command:
Mario attempts to kill a goomba.
 

Wynn Liaw

not Shy Guy
Wiki Patroller
Mario tried, but he could not as he was accidentally updated to the Shindou version without even being told to.

Mario attempts to buy Super Mario 3D All-Stars before 1 April, 2021.
 

Wynn Liaw

not Shy Guy
Wiki Patroller
Mario tried, but his speed was changed to 1 millimeter per hour and he could not make it in time to buy the game.

Mario attempts to run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.
 
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