Mario Kart Tour

I think they're mostly fine, I only have an issue with the karts that are just the character's head plastered on the front of a box, they look lazy and ugly.

Robo-Mario said:
Bro that bike is a godsend because you can RIDE YOSHI IN MARIO KART
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do you realise who you're talking to
 
So? You can ride a pimped out muscle car modded heavily with speakers and lights all over it on tiny roller tires. You can drive a train on Monster tires. You can drive a fucking Harley in Mario Kart. And not to mention, the fucking MERCEDES vehicles on Cushion tires. Out of all great options, you decide to go with the shitty-looking bike designed after a shit character.
 
Also, it's not even the first game where you can ride on a vehicle that screams "PULL ME OVER! TURN ON THE RED AND BLUE LIGHTS". You can already ride such a vehicle in Mario Kart: Double Dash.
 
El Zorro said:
Every kart that consists of a character turned into a kart is an abomination and should be dynamited, especially that rambi head thing from MKDS.
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Bash it all you want. But that is my signature combo and has been since my early MKW days. Tacky as it may be, the stats drew me to it at first and after that...it just became my kart. It just doesn't feel the same without it.

Yoshi Bike is fine and I used to ride it before realizing I vastly preferred karts. I have yet to try the Turbo Yoshi but it would probably be my signature kart if not for my history with the Super Blooper.
 
A sad ghost | Moldomré said:
I'm concerned, ngl.
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I think I'm fine. I made a whole thread tier list about how much I love or hate certain karts from every single darn kart in the series and I'm going to make that effort count

i'm salty that the damn bike is my first unlock in 8 deluxe so seriously screw that thing and also I didn't design it, they did
 
Saw a badge that contains Birdo's bow emblem. I imagine she'll be added soon.