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So I loaded up Mario Party 6.

I decided to play one game of Seer Terror while I was in the minigame menu.

Bowser promptly called me depressed.

I didn't need to be reminded, thank you.
 
An earlier model of E. Gadd's Poltergust, designated PolterGust 1000, is confirmed in an old advergame for Luigi's Mansion to exist.

It wasn't used to catch ghosts. It was used to play billiards.

PolterCue

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Don't use this thing when playing against Boo1268, that'd be cheating.
 
Looking back after the streams, the "1 song per episode" songs that play during episodes of the DIC Mario cartoons are generally listenable. That also goes for the Donkey Kong Country and Sonic Underground songs as well.
 
Are the names Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, Tiny Kong and Chunky Kong short for Duncan Kong III, Didrick Kong, Lance Kong, Tiana Kong and Charles Kong respectively?
 
Following the pattern of Bullet Bill and Bob-omb, why aren't there more Mario enemies with names like "Firearm Frank" or "Nuclear Norman"?
Nuclear Norman would turn the Mushroom Kingdom into the Mushroomy Kingdom…
 
Woohoo a rewrite!
Cranky is innocent, but a jerk, an innocent jerk!
When Donkey grows up he has a villain moment of wanting his childhood friend Pauline to himself.
"then why did Cranky say-" Senility, that's why. He was confused and misremembered himself as Donkey.
Also Cranky might be a vampire, he doesn't look a day older than when he did when Donkey was a kid.
 
Following the pattern of Bullet Bill and Bob-omb, why aren't there more Mario enemies with names like "Firearm Frank" or "Nuclear Norman"?

Torpedo Ted and Missile Meg:

Although if you really want a good idea for a fanfic, write a Bullet Bill and Torpedo Ted OC, make them both kinda stupid, and send them back in time. I'm sure that would be an excellent story.