Nintendo Direct Thread (Do NOT post here unless one is announced)

Imma be honest. I wasn't expecting this. A general direct after over a YEAR?! Awesome!
I think I've learned not to make predictions that will make me disappointed in what we get so I'm just looking forward to watching it live right now!
 
This is incredibly exciting.
 
It's been 84 years...

To say that I'm not ready for this would be a grave understatement. Let's do this. 😎
 
Anyway, here's what I'm expecting/hoping to see:

New Smash character
Another port of a highly acclaimed M rated game (GTA V?)
Gen 4 remake
Breath of the Wild 2 trailer
Metroid Prime 4 trailer
New Mario and Luigi title
A teaser for a new open world 3D Mario title
New F Zero title
Mother 3 (I don't care if it's 2021)
 
Anyway, here's what I'm expecting/hoping to see:

New Smash character
Another port of a highly acclaimed M rated game (GTA V?)
Gen 4 remake
Breath of the Wild 2 trailer
Metroid Prime 4 trailer
New Mario and Luigi title
A teaser for a new open world 3D Mario title
New F Zero title
Mother 3 (I don't care if it's 2021)
...You're asking for too much in a single direct.
 
When exactly will it air?