Bootique

I'm genuinely disappointed that Toad didn't crash the bus in Luigi's Mansion 3's opening cutscene

My mom made a 4th of July banquet for us, and I ate SO. MUCH. CORN. Seriously, it is incredible how much corn I ended up having

Me and my family are going to see the Mario movie tomorrow afternoon, wish me luck

Is my birbday today

I wish all the gnats that get into my food a very pleasant F**K YOU

Oh god why is it 2023 already put me back I'm not ready yet

*Mokey voice* IT CHRIMAAAAAA!!!

Wanna hang out?

Dear Glowflies: I hate that you exist. Love, Bootique

We now have exactly half a year to prepare ourselves mentally for the Mario movie. I have a very good feeling that by the time April rolls around, I'll only be half ready for it.

I remember seeing a blog on Tumblr a few years back named "kring-broo" (it has since been deleted); the premise was that it was basically a character blog for this bastardized version of King Boo, in which he was obsessed with eating Beefaroni and was dating Chef Boyardee. And he was friends with Agent 8 for some reason. AND there was also this short period they were trying to get an audio play off the ground where King Boo and Chef Boyardee would get married. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Just wanted to share.

I've been getting advertisements for Carrabba's Italian Grill for the past, like, month or so, and it's driven me completely up the damn wall. For god's sake, guys, I've never eaten at your restaurant ONCE in my entire life; why do you want me to come to it so badly?!

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY YOU WILL HEAR ME SAY PLEASE WHY WON'T YOU SAY GOODBYE SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU MAKE ME FEEL TONIGHT WHY WON'T YOU SAY GOODBYE

My theory for the Awards Committee getting rid of Favorite Luigi's Mansion Boss after its first year: they thought King Boo will come in 1st place every year and it wouldn't be a surprise anymore after a couple years.

Bonjour, mon amis! I am the one called Bootique, and I am très delighted to be joining you all on the forum! Please feel free to discuss whatever you like with moi, and I will try my hardest to make a good impression. Merci!