I have spent, literally, ALL FUCKING DAY trying to get a preorder on the Metroid Dread Special Edition. I'm not exaggerating. Most of my time has been spent refreshing Walmart/Target/GameStop/Amazon/Best Buy. I've bookmarked a Nintendo Life article that has all the links for the game and the amiibo. I've followed Twitter accounts like Nintendeal and Wario64, and turned on notifications for them to get alerted ASAP. I was SO CLOSE to getting the Special Edition on Walmart, but within 3 minutes it was sold out. When I'm not checking for preorders, I'm THINKING about checking for preorders. I refuse to start playing a game because I don't want to get too distracted from checking for preorders. Even while I write this comment, I'm continually checking websites (Primarily Walmart, but I'm scared because I saw 1 guy say that they're infamous for cancelling preorders). I'm so committed to checking for the Metroid Dread Special Edition preorders that I haven't even TRIED getting the amiibo. Don't get me wrong, I REALLY WANT THEM, but my heart just can't fucking take that stress.
I'm seriously going crazy. I think I'll probably go to sleep late tonight, because I don't want to miss my chance. Even worse, I'm supposed to go on vacation in a few days, yet I'm not going to be able to enjoy it that much. I'll constantly be thinking about preordering the game and getting stressed out. I got an email from the place I'm applying to work at, and at first I didn't even fucking care because I was so distracted with getting a preorder (I did eventually realize that I should prioritize a job over Metroid, but it took me like an hour to respond. Hopefully I get it the job lol). My parents probably think I'm insane.
I'm not even excited for the game at this point. My excitement was replaced with anger from the scalpers using bots to buy up all the Special Editions. My anger has now been replaced with worry, as I fear I'm not going to be able to get it. Because limited editions of less popular games like Metroid are not produced that much, and it's entirely likely that I won't be able to get one. Even if I do, what if I don't get the amiibo? God I don't even want to consider that possibility.
And you wanna know something funny about this? Something REALLY FUNNY and HILARIOUS? Nintendo UK have this REALLY cool and neat system, where they NOT ONLY sell the Special Edition on their store, they ALSO limit it to 1 PER CUSTOMER! Isn't that funny??? It's ALMOST like that's LITERALLY THE PERFECT SYSTEM! The preorders are sold out now, but they were available for a few hours! That system would literally be perfect. Right now, Nintendo of America only has the standard version of Metroid Dread (Just the box and cartridge), and not the collector's edition. I'm sure it'll come eventually, but I don't know if they'll do the same "1 order per customer" policy. Even if they do, what if I'm in a situation where I can't preorder it, like it happens at night or while I'm away from my computer/phone? I honestly just don't have faith in Nintendo to stock them well, because they just LOVE artificial scarcity.
However, I do have SOME options, if I get too desperate. Here they are:
1. Import it
I couldn't get the UK one because I don't like there (Unfortunately), but I could import it using Amazon from the UK/Europe/Japan/where ever. My only concern is with Japan, 'cause IDK if I can set the language to English. I'd be fine with a UK copy though, that's where I got my copy of Splatoon 2 from and it's perfectly fine.
Ok so after writing that I just realized I don't have any other good options. Shit. For a SECOND I considered paying the scalpers, but I immediately realized that would be encouraging exactly what pisses me off, so I'm not doing that.
Now you may be wondering: Why don't I just give up and pay for the standard version? I mean, it's not gonna affect the quality of the actual game. Well, I guess there's a few reasons. IDC about the stupid cards, or the steelbook, but that 190 page artbook sounds incredible. A bigger reason is the fact that this is first new 2D Metroid in 19 god damn years. It's even called "Metroid Dread," the name of the cancelled game on the DS (That's why a lot of Metroid fans reacted strongly to the "Dread" subtitle. It would be like Valve revealing a new Half-Life game, and at the end it shows the name: "Half-Life 3").
But the biggest reason is because I've already committed THIS much time to this. It'd be like running a marathon, and then stopping 2 feet from the finish line. I've gone this far, why not finish it? I don't care what anyone says, call me crazy, call me stupid, IDC. I'm going to keep trying to get a preorder, and when I do, I can finally rest.
...until I start trying to get the amiibo. THAT'LL be even harder I'm sure.
Edit: I kept trying to hit "preorder" on Walmart and it keeps giving me a captcha... I think it thinks I'm a bot.
Edit 2: Ok so apparently some people got lucky and got a preorder. I on the other hand got spammed with captchas. What's worse, is the original link leads to a 3rd party seller that's giving it away for $35, and it's a huge scam. The OFFICIAL LINK for this NEW, ANTICIPATED PRODUCT, ON WALMART'S OWN WEBSITE, leads to a scam.