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J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
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It takes 2 Mushrooms to make a Shroom Shake. This is why the latter heals 10 HP while a regular Mushroom heals only 5. This principle applies to Super and Ultra Shroom Shakes too.

Ignore the fact that Mushrooms also heal 10 HP in Super Paper Mario.
 

Jazzi

certified cringe, 7 days a week
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It takes 2 Mushrooms to make a Shroom Shake. This is why the latter heals 10 HP while a regular Mushroom heals only 5. This principle applies to Super and Ultra Shroom Shakes too.

Ignore the fact that Mushrooms also heal 10 HP in Super Paper Mario.
i always thought that shroom shakes have more healing power because it was just the juice from the shrooms, which is where all the healing power is at

do irl shrooms have juice in them, idk

does this sound stupid af now that im typing it, yes
 

GreenThunder

All toasters toast toast
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GreenWeegee
I thought that Mario was hallucinating from all those Mushrooms and all the adventures was fake and he was just a Plumber
here is a comic I found that agrees with me
Mario gets his ass busted (Not literally)
 

Flygon64

Flygon " I shall figure this out later " 64
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Flygon64
I thought that Mario was hallucinating from all those Mushrooms and all the adventures was fake and he was just a Plumber
here is a comic I found that agrees with me
Mario gets his ass busted (Not literally)
ah the Mario's on shrooms joke
not like that got old decades ago
 

Striker Mario

You're gonna need a pair of balls AND ovaries
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Bazooka Mario
Luigi wakes up Mario, who is having a nightmare that he's in Earth and got lost in New York City and nearly landed in a mental health hospital because everyone thinks that not only he's some deformed weirdo with a giant head and nose, they also think he's absolutely lost his marbles when he asks for directions to Mushroom Kingdom and describes his home and his friends to them in excruciating detail.
 

Striker Mario

You're gonna need a pair of balls AND ovaries
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Bazooka Mario
kamek has a weak spot for kids and nobody can convince me otherwise
He's like the primary kidnapper of kids all throughout Mushroom Kingdom, and he's often stopped by this high-pitched baby-sounding reptile thing (and got beaten up by children) and has to endure that reptile's lullaby soundtracks that everyone sane hates.

I'm convinced he hates kids.



Or maybe just human and Yoshi ones.
 
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