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J-Yoshi64

Always remembering Walkazo
It takes 2 Mushrooms to make a Shroom Shake. This is why the latter heals 10 HP while a regular Mushroom heals only 5. This principle applies to Super and Ultra Shroom Shakes too.

Ignore the fact that Mushrooms also heal 10 HP in Super Paper Mario.
 

Jaz

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He/It
It takes 2 Mushrooms to make a Shroom Shake. This is why the latter heals 10 HP while a regular Mushroom heals only 5. This principle applies to Super and Ultra Shroom Shakes too.

Ignore the fact that Mushrooms also heal 10 HP in Super Paper Mario.
i always thought that shroom shakes have more healing power because it was just the juice from the shrooms, which is where all the healing power is at

do irl shrooms have juice in them, idk

does this sound stupid af now that im typing it, yes
 

Toasty Toad

All toasters toast toast
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He/him
MarioWiki
GreenWeegee
I thought that Mario was hallucinating from all those Mushrooms and all the adventures was fake and he was just a Plumber
here is a comic I found that agrees with me
Mario gets his ass busted (Not literally)
 

Penguin Mario

🐧Penguins. Lots of them.🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧
MarioWiki
Bazooka Mario
Luigi wakes up Mario, who is having a nightmare that he's in Earth and got lost in New York City and nearly landed in a mental health hospital because everyone thinks that not only he's some deformed weirdo with a giant head and nose, they also think he's absolutely lost his marbles when he asks for directions to Mushroom Kingdom and describes his home and his friends to them in excruciating detail.
 

Penguin Mario

🐧Penguins. Lots of them.🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧
MarioWiki
Bazooka Mario
kamek has a weak spot for kids and nobody can convince me otherwise
He's like the primary kidnapper of kids all throughout Mushroom Kingdom, and he's often stopped by this high-pitched baby-sounding reptile thing (and got beaten up by children) and has to endure that reptile's lullaby soundtracks that everyone sane hates.

I'm convinced he hates kids.



Or maybe just human and Yoshi ones.
 

Penguin Mario

🐧Penguins. Lots of them.🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧
MarioWiki
Bazooka Mario
A long standing headcanon I have is that Bowser invades the Mushroom Kingdom because his own land is desolate, a combination of poor immediate resources (ever see farmland? It's just wasteland), lack of technology to acquire more valuable resources (his kingdom is a rich source of volcanic minerals and such but he doesn't have extraction and stuff; ever see those in World 8?)), poor resource management (anything extravagant is from stolen or plundered things and Bowser is clearly a dictator who rather hoards what he gets), and poor negotiations (Bowser would rather invade than negotiate trade; Mushroom Kingdom often wants to trade and provide disaster aid and such but Bowser almost always rejects it because he's too proud).
 

summoner of askr Toncka

vampire necromancer cereal lawyer
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Use name
MarioWiki
dementicus
I Used To Think That Every Mario Game Was Just A Self Insert Fanfiction Written By Mario From Inside His Apartment In New Donk City. I Stopped Thinking That When I First Wrote A Fanfiction.
 

Penguin Mario

🐧Penguins. Lots of them.🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧
MarioWiki
Bazooka Mario
I think Luigi is partly jealous but he also doesn't mind lingering behind Mario because he's shy and he knows he's awkward. He usually lets Mario make all decisions for him even if Mario wants him to be more assertive. So as a result, this is why he's in his brother's shadow. He doesn't want to be seen as a failure, but he's also too afraid of failure to take the initiative so, that little shadow is like a comfort zone for him. Like Mario sheltering him.
 

Gaoh

The Great Ruthless Tiger
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Kie/Mer
Wario has made a game under his company that costs money to press the A button, that's why so many his employees quit in DIY
 

Done

Goodbye
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He/him
My headcanon is majorly SMB, SMB3, SMW, and Paper Mario 64. In fact, Paper Mario 64 is my major framework for my head canon, because it was the first Mario game with heavy dialogue, story, and continuity. The games before were more gameplay focused.
 

Mcmadness

The idiot who puts things in the wrong board.
My headcanon is majorly SMB, SMB3, SMW, and Paper Mario 64. In fact, Paper Mario 64 is my major framework for my head canon, because it was the first Mario game with heavy dialogue, story, and continuity. The games before were more gameplay focused.
Pretty sure SMRPG beats Paper Mario 64 in that regard in terms of coming first.
 

Done

Goodbye
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He/him

Reagan Ridley

splashmouse
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They/She
Everyone has clones. Goomba is a character with clones. Same with all the other species of the marioverse. In example, this is also why we can have multiple Mario's in Smash and Kart. And why every (insert a specific species here) looks the same unless it has a different name. There's really only one of each species unless specified otherwise. Clones experiences are shared to the respective character.

Bob-omb can simply be referred to as Bob. Same with (Bullet) Bill, and others.
 

zelen !!

actual spore creature
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she/her
so we can sort of infer that yoshis reproduce through parthenogenesis
wiki said:
The in-game Japanese text of Yoshi's Trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee states that Yoshis reproduce asexually, meaning that they reproduce without a mate and are neither male nor female. This is supported by the Chef minigame in Game & Watch Gallery 2 and Game & Watch Gallery 4; after being fed long enough, the Yoshi produces an egg that eventually hatches into another Yoshi. The baby then takes its parent's place and proceeds to eat enough food to turn into an adult, eventually producing an egg of its own, which then continues the cycle.
idk what about the "neither male nor female part", but this sorta stuff has very much happened in real life. species that only reproduce through parthenogenesis wind up having only females im pretty sure
THEREFORE: that would mean the overwhelming majority of yoshis keep turning out to be trans guys. gender must be pretty weird when your species has only one agab. birdo and yoshi would also be a t4t couple
 
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