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Yoshi The Nothing

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Actor: Himself
Correct!! ✔
 

MightyMario

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PhilTastic: Hey, Ralph Vanellope! How's it going? I heard you had something important to tell me.
Ralph: That's right! We discovered that a bunch of Chao have vanished.
Vanellope: We think Turbo might be behind this... And he's on this island.
PhilTastic: Then let's go and find him! I wonder why he'd want Chao, though... Hey, look! It's Steve and Tina!
Phil: Well look who it is... Steve and Tina! You two on a date or something?
Steve Fox: Knock it off, Phil! By the way... Have you seen Turbo or Vass?
Ralph: What's it to you?
Steve Fox: Um... Well, the Golden Yoshi Egg seems to be missing again... and...
Phil: That figures... what else is new, Steve? We'll need to talk to Turbo first... so I'll see you later!
Steve Fox: WHAT!? Hey, come back here! Try to beat me to Turbo, will they?
this is on the wikiquote sonic the hedgehog page. the blue coast zone section to be exact. what the hell.
 

Glowsquid

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In the same vein
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Glowsquid

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Human enemies in the game exhibit advanced artificial intelligence (AI), which can be favourably compared to other shooters (though its capabilities make minor glitches more apparent like, during the fourth mission, sometimes a boar can be seen driving a jeep around)
 

Glowsquid

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, Kenzo discovers that Vita-01's downfall came when the people started shooting at each other in the base hallways.
Yeah, it causes problems when they do that.

Using the passcode discovered by Kenzo, Karne enters the arboretum, obtains a gun form a corpse, and encounters a Trimorph, which blocks the way to the recycled oxygen treatment room. *plot summary ends there*


Now that's what I call a fucking Cliffhanger.
 

Duchess

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Cure Chocolat no tiene un nombre en inglés ya que Chocolat es la palabra "chocolate" en francés
'Cure Chocolat doesn't have an English name because Chocolat is the French word for "chocolate".'

Yes thank you, I'd expect even a completely monolingual Spanish-speaker to be able to tell what 'chocolat' means.
 

ZelenPixel

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club penguin wiki filenames














https://clubpenguin.fandom.com/wiki/Herbert_P._Bear/Gallery#Operation:_Hot_Sauce_Sprites
me on discord said:
just one section or whatever has Herbert why are u evil XD.png, Herberttttttt =0.png, Herberttttttttttttttttttt.png, HERBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.png, and|||||||Herbertscared.png





of course none of this can top Cadence winking while simultaneously doing some sort of flipper movement bearing resemblance to carrying a log.png
 

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In a retrospective review for AllGame, Shawn Sackenheim found the collection of enemies unoriginal. However, he applauded the cutscenes, writing that they tend to "jump in at major plot points and during transitional periods where the game needs to be loaded".
What incredible praise. Truly superlative stuff. You can really feel the writer wanted to honour these cutscenes.
 

Duchess

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Zoo Tycoon 2: Extinct Animals came out in 2007 though, Madagascar was released in 2005.

Anyways:

Natts has the smallest ears out of all the mascots in Pretty Cure history.
  • Although he has the largest tail.
I love useless trivia sections on wikis.
 

MightyMario

Mario time!
Zoo Tycoon 2: Extinct Animals came out in 2007 though, Madagascar was released in 2005.

Anyways:



I love useless trivia sections on wikis.
Oops. I must have read the wrong date.
 

Waluigi Time

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Zoo Tycoon 2: Extinct Animals came out in 2007 though, Madagascar was released in 2005.

Anyways:



I love useless trivia sections on wikis.
Some wikis really like loading every useless fact they can think of into trivia sections or some equivalent, I appreciate MarioWiki's trivia policy a lot because of that...
 

MightyMario

Mario time!
Wikisimpsons references/trivia pages said:
  • Flanders acts very violent, though he usually isn't.
  • Seymour Skinner is in front of the Museum when you get him to join the mob.
  • The show Krusty hosts is called Last Gasp with Krusty the Clown.
  • Mr. Burns' plan to get rid of his nuclear waste is to put it in a rocket and shoot it into the Amazon Rainforest.
  • At the end of the episode, Ralph states "The rat is a sign of obviousness." He then smiles slightly, hinting that Ralph may have been the one true Rat.
  • In reality, Dwight would have been too heavy to be able to stay afloat on Jaffee's kite.
 

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(from https://twitter.com/Yatsuzume/status/1382640049083314178)


Lots of Gradius players hate that especially when they've got hit a bunch of times, but a good strategy to avoid that is as soon as Zelos fires his beams push pause to see where they're going then unpause when you see them.
 

Ray Trace

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Ah yes pause scumming, the classic strategy for any reaction-based game.
 
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