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Magikrazy

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Also from the Fridge Brilliance section on Super Mario 64's YMMV page.
The camera is controlled by a Lakitu. Lakitus have been enemies since the first Super Mario Bros. game. No wonder the camera is always trying to get you killed!
Not even sure what they mean here. I've never had problems with the camera in Mario 64.
 

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Magikrazy said:
Super Mario 64's YMMV page.
ahahaah how did I miss this

"Funny Aneurysm" Moment: The DS remake has a hidden White Void Room (containing a Secret Star) on the second floor. The Wham Episode of Super Paper Mario, released just a few years later, features a similar area (though for a much-darker reason).
stretching this much is know to liquefy your organs
 

Magikrazy

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I've got one they could add.

"Funny Aneurysm" Moment: Whenever you make Mario die from falling, it becomes this when you watch the opening flashback from The Game where the protagonists father (also played by Charles Martinet) kills himself by jumping off his roof.

I'm almost tempted to add it myself to see how long it stays up, but I don't have an account, nor do I want to make one.
 

LeftyGreenMario

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I don't think it'll be removed since it doesn't look exactly insane enough compared to the real thing.
 

Joanna Dark

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Magikrazy said:
I've got one they could add.

"Funny Aneurysm" Moment: Whenever you make Mario die from falling, it becomes this when you watch the opening flashback from The Game where the protagonists father (also played by Charles Martinet) kills himself by jumping off his roof.

I'm almost tempted to add it myself to see how long it stays up, but I don't have an account, nor do I want to make one.
I can add it for you if you want, since I have an account there.
 

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http://banjokazooie.wikia.com/wiki/Xbox_360

Currently, Rare is only allowed to make console games for this system and maybe the Xbox One
 

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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmericansHateTingle

Inside Out wasn't that popular in France. It never reached #1 due to the huge successes of Pixels, Minions and One Wild Moment. This could be because the dub voices were lackluster (most notably the ones chosen for Joy and Bing Bong) and the plot was too complex for French children to comprehend.
I love the implication french kids are dumber
 

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i really do like the site tho

The LostMediaWiki is a group of rugged, passionate media archeologists preserving priceless works of art

like

SonicHentai.net Hentai forum (Lost 2012 Forum)
 

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannenkoek2012

i'm sure the fact that he manages to slide in under wikipedia's notability critiria drives the people who want wikipedia to be a serious academic work instead of a collection of star trek episode summaries nuts, and that's hilarious

but also

isolated sentence in the intro said:
In 2014, he collected a coin until then thought unobtainable in the "Tiny-Huge Island" level.
actually she says "the allure for physicists and mathematicians is obvious" said:
She noted that pannenkoek2012's analyses of Super Mario 64's mechanics may be of interest to mathematicians and physicists,
the linked article makes a single passing reference to the watch for rolling rocks video while discussing something completely unrelated said:
References

Ligman, Kris (Jul 11, 2016). "Cultivating parallel universes in Manifold Garden". ZAM. Retrieved October 28, 2016.
 

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though Oxford stated that there may be sociological implications as well, since one could ask why a large group of people feels compelled to turn a video game inside-out and abuse its mechanics as pannenkoek2012 does
where were you when pannenkoek2012 raped super mario 64
 

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while googling a specific image from one of tekken 2's ending, I found this good image on the french tekken wikia

 

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ive been fucking slaughtered

http://www.mariowiki.com/Goat said:
Their heads are elongated, with a triangle-shaped snout and beady eyes, the latter located incredibly near to the foreskin.
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Figured I would revisit Encyclopedia SpongeBobia just for the hell of it.
http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Tiny_Tim

This page in a nutshell:
>2 sentences of his relevance to the show
>a brief description of how he died
>a Biography section that basically tells you to go to Wikipedia for his biography
>a disturbingly lengthy and in detail section on his death that takes up half the page
>this lone Trivia entry
He is the first deceased "crew member" of the show.
Even if you're gonna count people who already died before the show began, Max Schreck (Nosferatu, "Graveyard Shift") died long before Tiny Tim did. Also, "he died first" isn't really trivia anyway.
 

Magikrazy

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gotta bump, with this bit of "Trivia" from the wiki Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Ball of Revenge said:
In overview, it kinda is Muriel's own fault that these events happened. 1) Eustace obviously needed the new blanket. 2) She constantly hits Eustace with a rolling pin, sometimes for no reason. 3) Courage usually sleeps on her lap, plus there's a couch. 4) Her doting on Courage and largely ignoring Eustace fueled his anger and jealousy.
earlier in the article said:
Eustace kidnaps Muriel
also earlier in the article said:
She's promptly chained to the wall and ordered to scream in order to attract Courage. Katz provokes Muriel into screaming by messing with her laundry. This arouses Courage
 

Joanna Dark

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Donkey Kong also has a similar one, about his Spinning Kong:

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Donkey_Kong_(SSB4) said:
Rapidly spins around, trapping opponents and damaging them with a series of discus clotheslines and spinning backfists before launching them.
 

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/(ASMR)_Vin_Diesel_DMing_a_Game_of_D%26D_Just_For_You
 

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https://www.mariowiki.com/Mute_City_(course) said:
The track, along with the other Mario Kart 8 DLC courses, GCN Baby Park and Big Blue, takes place entirely in anti-gravity, the only track in the game like this, in a futuristic city.
 

LeftyGreenMario

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Hat tip: Time Turner

http://mariokart.wikia.com/wiki/Delfino_Oak_Tree
 

Baby Luigi Rescuing Mario

*insert Shakira music here*
2257 said:
https://www.mariowiki.com/Mute_City_(course) said:
The track, along with the other Mario Kart 8 DLC courses, GCN Baby Park and Big Blue, takes place entirely in anti-gravity, the only track in the game like this, in a futuristic city.
Good god this wannabe trivia sucks hard.
 
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