Glowsquid post statements from wikis that amuses him

[Camwoodstock]

Re: i really do like the site tho

The LostMediaWiki is a group of rugged, passionate media archeologists preserving priceless works of art

like

SonicHentai.net Hentai forum (Lost 2012 Forum)

Let us make sure not to weep at the loss of such quality discussion boards... I-I'm not crying. It's just, um, onions?

 

[Dr. Luigi]

From Club Penguin Wiki's Pizzatron 3000 article, this was trivia:

*The more pizzas you make in a row without making a mistake, the faster the conveyor belt goes.

How can such an obvious piece of information get in trivia! Also the you

 

[Glowsquid]

 

[Glowsquid]

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Timecop_(video_game)&oldid=517095781

Time travel corrupts those who are weaker than Jean-Claude Van Damme and the original inventor of time travel, Dr. Hans Kleindast, has declared himself dictator of the universe. Kleindast challenges Van Damme's character to a duel across time and he must fix all the wrong things that Kleindast does in the game. The game's actors were filmed in front of a blue screen that attempts to make their moves lifelike. However, it did result in robotic enemies who do not respond well to being attacked. There are 15 levels in all; most of them are standard platforming levels. Some levels involving the use of a player-controlled vehicle are thrown in and Van Damme's character has limited use of martial arts.[1] Digitized voices are rare in the game; with the firm exception of FBI... Get on it! playing continuously in the first few levels.

 

[winstein]

From Wikipedia's Brown Wood Owl article:

The call is a (hoo) hoo hoo HOO or a deep goke-goke-ga-LOOO or a loud scream. The alarm call is a bark, wow-wow.

Thank you for reading.

 

[Glowsquid]

https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/933044288153440256

 

[Glowsquid]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Crusade#German_Edition

The translation tones down most of the violent game elements: The aliens are "chaos robots", not living creatures. A player does not kill a robot, the robot is merely removed from this dimension or gets caught by the effects of the weapons and is not harmed at all. Although for example the "Assault Cannon" can quite easily be recognized as a type of machine gun, in the German version it is called "Zero Time Gun" and its effect is explained as "time bubbles" slowing down the enemy.

they 4kids'ed warhammer

 

[Psy]

Here's something I stumbled on Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Counting&oldid=814093181

Rocks are the cutest things in the entire world. In other news, the pyramids of Giza were built by aliens. The Illuminati is to blame.

I find that weird.

 

[Glowsquid]

 

[Sgt Jack V]

TFWiki has a boatload of this stuff.

She was young and needed the money.

"Excellent! No one will ever find us here!"
"Uh— are you sure about—"
"I said, NO ONE WILL EVER FIND US HERE."

Your meager offering does not - wait, are those Ruffles?

 

[Glowsquid]

I like how unintentionally insulting this statement sounds

http://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Nihilanth

The Nihilanth's design was influenced by the horror aspects of pregnancy and childbirth, to which Valve turned after being inspired by the birth of Gray Newell, Gabe Newell's son

 

[Jolly DönerMax]

Funny they don't mention his wife, Lisa Mennet.

 

[Infinite8]

Reading the whole thread makes me wondering, "Let's have a BJAODN wikia!"

 

[winstein]

A previous edit on the article about Donald Duck's son. First of all, yes, Donald Duck has a son at one point, but he only appears in one short and that's it.

What's amusing about the Donald Duck's son article? Well you see, there is a "relatives" section, and every imaginable relative for Donald in the comics is listed, even Donald's sister, Scrooge and other rarely-seen relatives. The current edit kept it simple and listed not only Donald and Daisy, but for some reason Huey, Dewey and Louie is also listed (as cousins).

http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Donald%27s_son?diff=2788228&oldid=2784694

Thank you for reading.

 

[Glowsquid]

stolen from https://twitter.com/steeIbaIIrun/status/1022134639178264578

 

[Vommack]

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Onslaught_(Event)

 

[Glowsquid]

 

[Jolly DönerMax]

 

[Jolly DönerMax]

Wrecking Crew article

A piece of music was remixed for use in the Nintendo GameCube video game Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix.[citation needed] The "Golden Hammer" music from Wrecking Crew was later used in the Wii video game Super Smash Bros. Brawl and plays every time a fighter grabs a Golden Hammer, or on the "Mario Bros." stage.[citation needed]

Guys, Wikipedia needs a lil' help here.

 

[Jolly DönerMax]

Mario (personaje) - Wikipedia, la enciclopedia libre

es.wikipedia.org

For some reason they decided to use a guy in a Mario suit for an infobox image for Mario, of all things

and they even put more photographs of other Mario suits to further illustrate this!

 

[Glowsquid]

Google inexplicably recommended me something called "The Toxic Fandoms and Hatedoms wiki" and this shit is too much

Redeeming Qualities: Not all of them think that Chunky Kong died.

For it is well known that he will rise again on the third day and dispense lethal justice unto unbelievers. Fucking atheists...

Ashley (WarioWare) Fandom - Toxic Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki

toxicfandomsandhatedoms.miraheze.org

Not only they like her, but they HONOR her like a goddess.

damn straight I do

They came from users that were on DeviantArt, Pixiv, and so on.

They use popular art-social media sites. The agent orange levels are off the chart.

WarioWare Fandom - Toxic Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki

toxicfandomsandhatedoms.miraheze.org

A lot of them accepted the fact that WarioWare Gold is 3DS exclusive.

The wording on this is just funny. Like there's a widespread Flat Earth campaign to pretend WarioWare Gold isn't a 3DS game.

https://toxicfandomsandhatedoms.miraheze.org/wiki/4Kids_Entertainment_Hatedom <---- this was created in 2019

and this is a page. You cannot physically force me to click on it.

 

[Mister M]

Click on Sonic X Shrek anyway. I'm interested.

 

[Рождественский Рэй Трейс]

that wiki has the same content in it ad nauseam

like, the bad parts are just this over, and over, and over, and over

"They worship Baby Luigi like a god."
"They plaster Pink Donkey Kong Jr. everywhere."
"They put Kreed as the best video game ever on a pedestal and play it religiously."
"They ship Shrek and Sonic."

and the "redeemable" parts

"Some parts of the Baby Luigi fandom are sane and rational."
"Some parts of the Pink Donkey Kong Jr. fandom are sane and rational."
"Some parts of the Kreed fandom are sane and rational."
"Some parts of the Sonic x Shrek fandom are sane and rational."

and on and on and on

i mean, they don't think that maybe...that's what the logical bookend whenever you partake in broad generalizations and treating fandoms like a hivemind?