Glowsquid post statements from wikis that amuses him

[TinTinfinite]

Reading the whole thread makes me wondering, "Let's have a BJAODN wikia!"

 

[winstein]

A previous edit on the article about Donald Duck's son. First of all, yes, Donald Duck has a son at one point, but he only appears in one short and that's it.

What's amusing about the Donald Duck's son article? Well you see, there is a "relatives" section, and every imaginable relative for Donald in the comics is listed, even Donald's sister, Scrooge and other rarely-seen relatives. The current edit kept it simple and listed not only Donald and Daisy, but for some reason Huey, Dewey and Louie is also listed (as cousins).

http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Donald%27s_son?diff=2788228&oldid=2784694

Thank you for reading.

 

[Glowsquid]

stolen from https://twitter.com/steeIbaIIrun/status/1022134639178264578

 

[Vommack]

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Onslaught_(Event)

 

[Glowsquid]

 

[Ignazio Salvaggi]

 

[Ignazio Salvaggi]

Wrecking Crew article

A piece of music was remixed for use in the Nintendo GameCube video game Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix.[citation needed] The "Golden Hammer" music from Wrecking Crew was later used in the Wii video game Super Smash Bros. Brawl and plays every time a fighter grabs a Golden Hammer, or on the "Mario Bros." stage.[citation needed]

Guys, Wikipedia needs a lil' help here.

 

[Ignazio Salvaggi]

Mario (personaje) - Wikipedia, la enciclopedia libre

es.wikipedia.org

For some reason they decided to use a guy in a Mario suit for an infobox image for Mario, of all things

and they even put more photographs of other Mario suits to further illustrate this!

 

[Glowsquid]

Google inexplicably recommended me something called "The Toxic Fandoms and Hatedoms wiki" and this shit is too much

Redeeming Qualities: Not all of them think that Chunky Kong died.

For it is well known that he will rise again on the third day and dispense lethal justice unto unbelievers. Fucking atheists...

Ashley (WarioWare) Fandom - Toxic Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki

toxicfandomsandhatedoms.miraheze.org

Not only they like her, but they HONOR her like a goddess.

damn straight I do

They came from users that were on DeviantArt, Pixiv, and so on.

They use popular art-social media sites. The agent orange levels are off the chart.

Special:Badtitle

toxicfandomsandhatedoms.miraheze.org

A lot of them accepted the fact that WarioWare Gold is 3DS exclusive.

The wording on this is just funny. Like there's a widespread Flat Earth campaign to pretend WarioWare Gold isn't a 3DS game.

https://toxicfandomsandhatedoms.miraheze.org/wiki/4Kids_Entertainment_Hatedom <---- this was created in 2019

and this is a page. You cannot physically force me to click on it.

 

[Luz Noceda]

Click on Sonic X Shrek anyway. I'm interested.

 

[Bluminescence]

that wiki has the same content in it ad nauseam

like, the bad parts are just this over, and over, and over, and over

"They worship Baby Luigi like a god."
"They plaster Pink Donkey Kong Jr. everywhere."
"They put Kreed as the best video game ever on a pedestal and play it religiously."
"They ship Shrek and Sonic."

and the "redeemable" parts

"Some parts of the Baby Luigi fandom are sane and rational."
"Some parts of the Pink Donkey Kong Jr. fandom are sane and rational."
"Some parts of the Kreed fandom are sane and rational."
"Some parts of the Sonic x Shrek fandom are sane and rational."

and on and on and on

i mean, they don't think that maybe...that's what the logical bookend whenever you partake in broad generalizations and treating fandoms like a hivemind?

 

[Glowsquid]

Just found out the Sonic Wikia named the page for the final boss of Knuckle's Chaotix WORLD ENTRANCE LEVEL 2. What the fuck?

 

[Glowsquid]

This is my favourite trivia point on anything ever

Halo 2 Vista was rated M for violence, language, blood and gore, and also partial nudity, which the Xbox version lacked. It turns out that a bug in a .ass error appeared to show the butt of a naked man. This could be removed simply with a patch downloadable from the Halo 2 Vista website.

 

[The Pink Ranger]

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was the leader of the Nazi Germany regime which had ties with Shocker. He was said to have hidden a secret treasure which was pursued by Dr. Heinrich and Shinigami Chameleon. Adolf Hitler's likeness served as the basis for the motif of a G.O.D. monster known as Starfish-Hitler...

kamenrider.fandom.com

Actor: Himself

 

[Yoshi The Nothing]

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was the leader of the Nazi Germany regime which had ties with Shocker. He was said to have hidden a secret treasure which was pursued by Dr. Heinrich and Shinigami Chameleon. Adolf Hitler's likeness served as the basis for the motif of a G.O.D. monster known as Starfish-Hitler...

kamenrider.fandom.com

Actor: Himself

Correct!!

 

[The Doctor]

PhilTastic: Hey, Ralph Vanellope! How's it going? I heard you had something important to tell me.
Ralph: That's right! We discovered that a bunch of Chao have vanished.
Vanellope: We think Turbo might be behind this... And he's on this island.
PhilTastic: Then let's go and find him! I wonder why he'd want Chao, though... Hey, look! It's Steve and Tina!
Phil: Well look who it is... Steve and Tina! You two on a date or something?
Steve Fox: Knock it off, Phil! By the way... Have you seen Turbo or Vass?
Ralph: What's it to you?
Steve Fox: Um... Well, the Golden Yoshi Egg seems to be missing again... and...
Phil: That figures... what else is new, Steve? We'll need to talk to Turbo first... so I'll see you later!
Steve Fox: WHAT!? Hey, come back here! Try to beat me to Turbo, will they?

this is on the wikiquote sonic the hedgehog page. the blue coast zone section to be exact. what the hell.

 

[Glowsquid]

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was the leader of the Nazi Germany regime which had ties with Shocker. He was said to have hidden a secret treasure which was pursued by Dr. Heinrich and Shinigami Chameleon. Adolf Hitler's likeness served as the basis for the motif of a G.O.D. monster known as Starfish-Hitler...

kamenrider.fandom.com

Actor: Himself

In the same vein

 

[Glowsquid]

Far Cry

Far Cry is a first-person shooter PC game with horror elements developed by German studio Crytek GmbH and published by Ubisoft on March 23, 2004, for Windows. Far Cry sold 730,000 units within four months of release. The game's story follows Jack Carver, ex-Special Forces operative and private...

farcry.fandom.com

Human enemies in the game exhibit advanced artificial intelligence (AI), which can be favourably compared to other shooters (though its capabilities make minor glitches more apparent like, during the fourth mission, sometimes a boar can be seen driving a jeep around)

 

[Glowsquid]

Martian Gothic: Unification - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

, Kenzo discovers that Vita-01's downfall came when the people started shooting at each other in the base hallways.

Yeah, it causes problems when they do that.

Using the passcode discovered by Kenzo, Karne enters the arboretum, obtains a gun form a corpse, and encounters a Trimorph, which blocks the way to the recycled oxygen treatment room. *plot summary ends there*

Now that's what I call a fucking Cliffhanger.

 

[The Doctor]

this is on the wikiquote sonic the hedgehog page. the blue coast zone section to be exact. what the hell.

I actually was the person who removed this ungodly... whatever from the page.

 

[The Pink Ranger]

Akira Kenjou

Akira Kenjou (剣城あきら Kenjō Akira) es una de las protagonista de KiraKira☆Pretty Cure A La Mode. Es una amable estudiante masculina de segundo año de secundaria. Ella siempre estará a tu lado y tiene un fuerte sentido de la justicia como un "perro". Conoce el camino hacia cualquier parte lo que la...

prettycure.fandom.com

Cure Chocolat no tiene un nombre en inglés ya que Chocolat es la palabra "chocolate" en francés

'Cure Chocolat doesn't have an English name because Chocolat is the French word for "chocolate".'

Yes thank you, I'd expect even a completely monolingual Spanish-speaker to be able to tell what 'chocolat' means.

 

[zelen !!]

club penguin wiki filenames

Spoiler

https://clubpenguin.fandom.com/wiki/Herbert_P._Bear/Gallery#Operation:_Hot_Sauce_Sprites

just one section or whatever has Herbert why are u evil XD.png, Herberttttttt =0.png, Herberttttttttttttttttttt.png, HERBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.png, and|||||||Herbertscared.png

of course none of this can top Cadence winking while simultaneously doing some sort of flipper movement bearing resemblance to carrying a log.png

 

[Glowsquid]

Kileak: The DNA Imperative - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

In a retrospective review for AllGame, Shawn Sackenheim found the collection of enemies unoriginal. However, he applauded the cutscenes, writing that they tend to "jump in at major plot points and during transitional periods where the game needs to be loaded".

What incredible praise. Truly superlative stuff. You can really feel the writer wanted to honour these cutscenes.

 

[The Doctor]

This game came out before Madagascar.

 

[The Pink Ranger]

Zoo Tycoon 2: Extinct Animals came out in 2007 though, Madagascar was released in 2005.

Anyways:

Natts

Natts (ナッツ, Nattsu?) is one of the princes from the Palmier Kingdom, a squirrel that can transform into a human who is the clerk of a jewelry shop called Natts House. In the beginning of the series, he was sealed within the Dream Collet, and the only way to get out is if Pretty Cure used their...

prettycure.fandom.com

Natts has the smallest ears out of all the mascots in Pretty Cure history.

• Although he has the largest tail.

I love useless trivia sections on wikis.