Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Lolcrawler]

but gets plastic surgery and is so handsome, and he does it before you made that wish

I wish that I died (if you go back you'll see "but I is the name of your worst enemy" so don't try that on me!)

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Okay, but you died
In your imagination

I wish that I could not post on this forum.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but you become the supreme overlord

I wish this forum exploded

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, it creates a whole grand universe of forums.

I wish I would have all the bad wishes on this topic so far happen to me.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, and all the solutions happen to you.

I wish I was beat up.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but you get a scar that people think is really cool.

I wish for destruction of all wishes.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted. bad things can't happen anymore and you are praised as a hero.

 

[Cirdec]

^ No wish!

I wish the sun would explode.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but the explosion somehow brings light for eternity.

I wish that wishes were impossible to make so that I could not be wishing this and this whole scenario would not be happening.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, you also eliminate evil people from making evil wishes.

I wish nothing existed besides nothing.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. Nothing barfs out the universe.

I wish there was a Steve smiley that mined our post each time we submitted it.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but then he made them out of diamond blocks instead.

 

[User4042]

no wish...


i wish to have a unibrow