Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but you think of an even better idea, that Porplemontage buys off you for a better price.

I wish for death.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but without life there is no death so we all live forever!

i wish that there was no smileys here on Marioboards.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted. There is frownies instead, and they are considerably funnier

I wish that there were no burgers on the planet.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But hot dogs become a million times better and is healthier causing Mc Donalds to go out of buisiness, and Five guys Burgers and fries becomes much more popular

I wish that something bad happened, that was so bad no one could make it good.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but nothing happens since nothing was specified.

I wish for knives to stab into everyone on the planet except for one person who suffocates to death.

 

[Specific Neptune]

It's terrible. really terrible. So terrible that people find it so terrible, they try to make it good. And good they make it. And it was good. ninja'd

Granted, but life is reborn and better than ever.

I wish that apples would kill me.

 

[Lolcrawler]

Granted, but life is reborn and better than ever.

I wish that I never died, but everyone I meet will always die, and not be reborn.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but life is reborn and better than ever.

I wish that I never died, but everyone I meet will always die, and not be reborn.

Granted, you did not answer my wish, but whatever, You are rejoined by beings from outer space.

I wish that apples would kill me.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but when you die, you go to your ultimate paradise.

I wish nothing existed.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but without anything there could not be nothing so everything exists.

I wish for ultimate pain, beyond the pain of death. So much you want people to kill you.

 

[Lolcrawler]

so you get people to kill you.

I wis that won, and killed and , but survives.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but lives!!!

I wish that there was a cage fight between everybody in the forum against everyone else.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, we win.

I wish the smiley didn't exist.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but a newer better one takes it's place.

I wish for torture so unbearable that death would be welcoming.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but you survive, and get infinite wishes granted.

I wish for less wishes.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But those wishes have 2 times as much capabilities.

I wish that wishes came true, but only if they were gruesome and horrible.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, you control which wishes get granted.

I wish everything would go wrong from this moment on.

 

[Lolcrawler]

but you live in an alternate universe where wrong means right

I wish that Yoshi never died

 

[YoshiMonsta]

That is good already.

I wish that Minecraft did not exist.

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, it is replaced by a game with every single feature you could ask for.

I wish the Virtual Boy was successful.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it still gives you headaches.

I wish that life never existed.

 

[Pandapowah]

No life means, well it's nothing. Nothing is feeling pain.

I wish someone poisoned my food.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. You obtain an immunity for this type of poison

I wish there was lots of roaches in my house

 

[Yoshi K]

Granted, but they're your servants.

I wish this wish wouldn't turn out good.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but that is a good wish since nothing bad ended up happening.

I wish that my face looked like 's face.